[Reborn!] Hayato Gokudera at Ten Centimeters Tall

Ji Xiaolan's favorite dish is yan du xian, made with fresh pork, salted pork, and bamboo shoots. But can someone tell her why cutting bamboo shoots brought out Hayato Gokudera? Is he a "shoot person" or a "piece of crap," damn it! "Hayato Gokudera! Use your bombs to light the stove, damn it!" Even if you say Hayato Gokudera has already been claimed by someone else, that's fine. I write fanfiction purely out of love for this anime, and it has nothing to do with the protagonist.