Synopsis: A person's life is like a single autumn for plants and trees. Looking back, it all seems so ordinary. Once you see through it, how boring!
Reborn into another life,
Could Heaven be jealous that my heart is still as a calm pond? It keeps pulling out strange tricks to stir up these tranquil waters.
The female lead sighs at the sky. I originally thought I'd raise a son to support me in my old age, but
it really is true that once your son grows up, he stops listening to his mother!!!!!
Do I look like Tang Sanzang? If not, why am I always worried about being eaten?????????
Scene One:
"Mom, I want milk!"
"Didn't you wean ages ago?"
"But I want some!"
"Then go find your wet nurse!"
"I want yours, Mom!"
"Mom doesn't have any!"
"The wet nurse says Dad doesn't have any!"
"Then from now on, you can call me Dad!"
Scene Two:
A certain woman was just about to climb into bed and meet the Duke of Zhou when she noticed a head on the bed. "Qingqing, why are you in your mother's bed?"
Twelve-year-old Leng Mian Jing Qing said without a trace of expression, "I have to protect you at all times, Mom!"
Sigh, what a filial child!
"But Qingqing, why are you sleeping without clothes?"
"The book says sleeping naked helps improve sleep quality."
"Oh. Then don't take your mother's clothes off, okay? And don't, don't touch me all over!"
"The book says massage promotes circulation and relaxes the muscles."
"But you can't just touch the front!"
Scene Three:
"Zi'er, how old are you now? Why are you still always kissing your mother?"
"But Mom's mouth still tastes so good!"
"No matter how good it tastes, you can't. From now on, you can only kiss your wife."
"Then, Mom, be my wife."
