[Harry Potter] The Witch's Crossroads

It's strange that Lily would be happy (Yuanmu), her own mother abandoned her (Yuanmu) and there are so many candles on the cake (Yuanmu), you know (laughing)

Lily's Animagus feels like she just changed her clothes

Damn bugs for how dare they get into my anus. Damn bugs. And just spread the word about a vampire everywhere, okay?

Harry had a feeling of becoming stronger or something.

Professor poof-- [Actually, once you get used to this setting, it's quite interesting.

One black, two yellow, three flowers and four white... I think so broadly...

Snape's work ethic is probably only 60 points...

Damn... Mark was shot like this...

The tearful bird... Update gentleman, you finally appeared T^T

In other words, the girl is crazy? Damn... You finally updated it... I almost forgot about the plot...