This is a transmigration caused by a walnut.
Where am I?
What!? I'm a kirin?!
You've got to be kidding me, lady!
I'm human, not a beast! And I have no intention of becoming one!
What!? You want me to choose the king?!
You've got to be kidding me, lady!
Wouldn't that be asking for a death wish?
You ask why I'd be asking for a death wish?
Isn't it obvious? If he loses the Way, I'm the one who dies! How do you not get that?
What!? You want me to read memorials?!
You've got to be kidding me! I can barely read, and you want me to read memorials? That's just cruel!
All I know how to do is eat, drink, sleep, and take care of business. I'm just waiting around to die! I can't do anything else!
If you can accept that~ I'll acknowledge you as my king!
If you can't, then there's nothing to discuss~~
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A modern girl from the 21st century accidentally transmigrates to the Twelve Kingdoms because of a walnut. She hasn't watched the series, can't read, and can't do anything else?
What kind of stuff is this... Looking at handsome men is human nature! Taking advantage of them is instinct! Since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it! Watch as a clueless nobody grows into the Tai Fu praised by all the court officials!
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King Han: "Han Lin, do you know what a kirin is?"
I nodded. "It's something that looks like a horse and a deer, commonly called a stupid horse."
King Han: "…"
King Han: "Han Lin, do you know what a kirin is responsible for?"
I nodded solemnly. "Choosing you as king! Going to court with you! Reading memorials with you!"
King Han nodded in satisfaction.
I went on. "Then waiting for you to kick the bucket, so I can choose another king!"
King Han: "…"
King Han: "Han Lin, what kind of country do you want?"
My eyes lit up. "A rich country! A country rolling in money!"
King Han: "…"
King Han: "Han Lin, why are you always sneaking out?"
I looked up at him admiringly. "Because the country you rule is so fascinating, my lord!" Especially the brothels!! I love those places!
King Han looked pleased with me.
King Han: "Han Lin, what is your relationship with the Second Prince of the Kingdom of Sou?"
I looked confused. "What relationship? We don't have one..." He only taught me for a few years... (Give back the supplies you sent to the Kingdom of Kou! Riguang runs off in tears...)
King Han: "Then why does he keep sending things here?"
I suddenly understood. "My lord! He's courting me!"
King Han: "…"
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I've given you points, please update soon, I really want to see it
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Let me grow up healthily! You think I'm stupid! It won't grow long at all? ! You should at least tell me about the situation here! ——This sentence is really strange. As a human child, if the heroine has never seen the Twelve Kingdoms and still hasn't figured out where he has been, the words of the female fairy are enough to make him understand that he is a newborn. Why does he ask the other party to introduce to him where this place is and what the background is. Besides, what skills are needed to grow up healthily (emphasis added)? Isn't it enough to know how to suck milk?
I have watched "Twelve Kingdoms" at least three times from beginning to end. It is a favorite anime and I really like the growth process of the heroine. I just don't know when it will end in this lifetime? How many years.
I've given you points, please update soon, I really want to see it
According to the usual plot, it should be a cave of a great monster.
Come on Yue Da! Very pretty!
Who is it? Stay in a cave? ..
Black belly! So shady! Use the paper pressed under your butt to draw a unicorn! ! ! Also draw horses and deer on both sides of the unicorn! ! ! This makes the Qilin of the Twelve Kingdoms put his face.../… Red Deer...
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