Male protagonist:
I [Rong Chong attack]
MaoziRan Mao Shou
You are a bastard.
Don't worry, we are all bastards.
The purebred ones are ancient ape-men.
The one in my family is a purebred.
The content is completely different from the emotional tone of this introduction. It's not fun, it's not a spoof of pseudo-science, and it's not explained. Please proceed with caution.