The content of the story has nothing to do with the title, it's just a scumbag that my gay friend asked me to kick out before the Mid-Autumn Festival.
This newspaper joke was provided by a gay friend, and I expanded it and rationalized the plot (it also came from a dream of hers. Sure enough, we are good gay friends with a harmonious outlook on things. XD
For ideas about the direction of the story, see "Amazing Grace" in the first season of "The Terror".
Intention: