[Reborn!] Asuka Beneath the Eaves

[One-Line Blurb] The poker-faced girl Sakamoto Asuka has been unlucky since childhood, mainly because she has an even unluckier childhood friend named Sawada Tsunayoshi. [Poetic Blurb] I don't know if you understand, but without you, everything would be different. [KUSO Blurb] Sakamoto Asuka: "Hello, Tsunayoshi-kun. Goodbye, Tsunayoshi-kun." Sawada Tsunayoshi: "..." Sakamoto Asuka: "Hello, Tsunayoshi-kun. Your fly is undone. Goodbye, Tsunayoshi-kun." Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Hey..." Sakamoto Asuka: "Hello, Tsunayoshi-kun. There's a hole up ahead, so be careful not to fall in. Oh no, you already fell in. Goodbye, Tsunayoshi-kun." Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Asuka..." Sakamoto Asuka: "Hello, Tsunayoshi-kun. Why are you still in that hole? Why don't you climb out? Come on, you can do it. Goodbye, Tsunayoshi-kun." Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Don't ignore me!" And so unfolds the tragic coming-of-age story of young Tsunayoshi. P.S. This has outrageous melodrama and a Mary Sue. Bring your own 10+ Lambo. Fate/Zero fanfic, with Lancer as the male lead. A newly started Gintama fanfic, with Gintoki as the male lead and a demon sword as the female lead. =w= Theme: