You're Sawada Tsunayoshi, and So Is Your Whole Family

body{background:fixed url(http://p.yoho.cn/13277959-.jpg)} This is Sawada Tsunayoshi: Cracking jokes is his forte, shirking his duties is his day job, being a civilized scoundrel is business as usual, and bullying the weak while fearing the strong is his guiding principle. Mom says that if you want to be admired in public, you have to suffer in private. I don't want to suffer in private, so I have no choice but to go gay. As the "pig's" Yong once said, if a woman isn't sexy, she should be sensual; if she isn't sensual, she should be rational; and if she isn't rational, then she's out of luck. My home tutor says that if a boss doesn't know the ropes, he should be able to handle anything; if he can't handle everything, he should dare to take action; and if he doesn't dare to act, then he's truly useless. The author says: So, this story is purely about being funny for the sake of being funny, plot for the sake of plot, being outrageous for the sake of being outrageous, going out of character for the sake of going out of character, gossip for the sake of gossip, and mockery for the sake of mockery. In other words, it's not that I'm useless, it's that the road is uneven; it's not that I won't walk, it's that there may not be a road. Clear water has no fish, and a man with a sword is invincible. By that logic, this story is absolutely invincible. Extra: I'm a good young man, and I'm Sawada Tsuna! Hello, everyone. I'm Sawada Tsuna, the beloved son of the current Vongola boss. Huh? You want to know why I'm called Sawada Tsuna? Well... Sawada Tsuna isn't actually my real name, either. My real name hasn't been decided yet. Why? Let me tell you the story behind it. According to my dad Reborn, I wasn't originally called Sawada Tsuna. After Mom... that is, the current Vongola boss, Sawada Tsunayoshi, gave birth to me, she held her aching back and gritted her teeth as she gave me a name: Sawada Chrysanthemum. According to Dad Reborn, giving birth to me was so painful that Mom injured her chrysanthemum, so to commemorate her poor chrysanthemum, she wanted to name me Sawada Chrysanthemum. When I asked Mom to confirm this afterward, she roared, "Do you have any common sense? I'm a man! How could I give birth to you and injure my chrysanthemum? I'll show you what it means to injure a chrysanthemum!" Then she beat me out of the office with a stack of documents... But being as clever as I am, I used an idiom my teacher taught me to sum up her behavior: lashing out in embarrassment. Giving birth must really hurt... I rubbed my aching forehead where the documents had struck me and thought to myself that when I found a husband, I'd have to tell him I wasn't going to have children! Why not? Isn't it obvious? Because I'm afraid of pain! I'm smart enough not to do something stupid like give birth! But why did Mom pull out a huge stack of documents and keep whacking my head like a spinning top after hearing me say that...? Could it really be like Dad Reborn said: a woman's heart is as deep as the sea, and Tsunayoshi's heart... does such a thing even exist? Or maybe it's like Dad Kyoya said: herbivores and we live on completely different levels of thought... But Sister Chrome, surrounded by dark energy, says only lunatics think on a different level from us... Could Mom be a lunatic? >O< Oh dear, what a dilemma... Favorite this story ★~Click here to add me to your favorites~★ ══════════╮ [] []╰☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Since I won't be visiting JJ often anymore, I've saved the extra chapters to Baidu Wangpan. You can download them here. Baidu Wangpan is now updated and available for download. 14.7.26 http://pan.baidu.com/s/1mgsRPRM Please take care of me~ I'm rolling around and begging you to take care of me~ Since I won't be visiting JJ often anymore, I've saved the extra chapters to Baidu Wangpan. You can download them here: http://pan.baidu.com/s/1dD7TXBF Theme: