"Once upon a time, there was a hero... His beauty was beyond compare, and tales of his bravery and skill in battle echoed across the continent! He once subdued the dark wizard who had made the entire continent tremble; he once defeated the infamous magical dragon who had abducted a beautiful princess; he once helped his dearest friend put down a rebellion that nearly destroyed the whole continent! He was once the embodiment of light, adored by all the goddesses, and he once..."
"W-wait a minute! Why does every sentence you say have the word 'once' in it?!"
...Ahem...
So the king said, "Because he met a dark wizard who was clearly autistic, yet still dreamed of ruling the world!"
So the wizard said, "Because he met a magical evil dragon who was clearly gay, yet took pleasure in abducting princesses!"
So the dragon said, "Because he met an evil king who was clearly an S, yet liked to play the role of a dear friend and watch him fall into ruin!"
So the hero wept and said, "Once upon a time, there was a hero. His beauty was beyond compare, and tales of his bravery and skill in battle echoed across the continent..."
PS 1: The characters in this blurb are completely out of character. Please ignore that.
PS 2: This story includes all kinds of illogical plot twists, such as men turning into women, women turning into men, dogs turning into cats, cats turning into frogs, and frogs turning into multidimensional beings. If that sort of thing isn't for you, steer clear. (We support environmental protection and a harmonious society, so we regret that we cannot provide disposable plot-hole repellers. Thank you for your understanding.)
Another pit, pity me, I just climbed out of another pit. .
Damn, I just want to ask whether the hero is attacking or accepting T_T
Alas, I have been diligently pursuing this article, but it seems that I have been fooled and there is nothing I can do about it.
I'm going to fatten up and read the final article. . . It has been more than 2 months since I stopped updating. . .
Who can tell me if this is a pit or not
I evilly think that Balot should be allowed to give birth to the king's child and then transform back into Wakakaka.
Um~ Why is such a beautiful article a trap?
... Okay...
Ah... I accidentally fell into a trap.
It's the fourth year... I'm bursting with tears!
Another pit, pity me, I just climbed out of another pit. .
Damn, I just want to ask whether the hero is attacking or accepting T_T
Alas, I have been diligently pursuing this article, but it seems that I have been fooled and there is nothing I can do about it.
I'm going to fatten up and read the final article. . . It has been more than 2 months since I stopped updating. . . Who can tell me if this is a pit or not
I evilly think that Balot should be allowed to give birth to the king's child and then transform back into Wakakaka.
The result of Chapter 3 is to stop updating...