Here's the version I'm best at: the snarky version (PS: Written from the perspective of a total shut-in) (Acha sneezes)
Thank goodness, thank goodness it isn't that melodramatic. Still, the iceberg really did crack.
As for whether it melts or gets knocked flying, that depends on what the heavens decree (or, more accurately, how fast the computer is).
Chapter One: The captain should be more domineering. How can he let this happen? The iceberg needs to have presence, and it absolutely needs the noble trait of being a scheming sadist. But it has to be undercover (excited). That's how it has to be (Xiao Ma Ge takes over).
Chapter Two: The captain really is devious. He uses public opinion to crush his opponent, killing without a trace (Classmate Yelan: I'm right here, right here). Brilliant, hahahahaha (Xiao Ma Ge takes over again).
Chapter Three: Being scatterbrained really is a trait of all the Tezuka moms. Drawing and stuff is what I'm worst at.
Chapter Four: This character is great, so funny. Torture them mercilessly! In a fluff-free story, this is the only way to make things angsty.
Chapter Five: Uh, all I can say is, the first half was so satisfying and angsty, but the second half went completely over the top…
Chapter Six: I can see the heroine's, and even the author's, true nature: flirting with everyone and being a fujoshi!
Chapter Seven: The parody begins (points ahead with one finger). Fuji in women's clothes really is a sight to behold...
To be continued…
(Notes on the snarky version: Deliberately snarking really doesn't end well.)
I heard you want to update, I came here to dig the grave specially, lie to me, I'm so happy TAT
Wow Kaka~~~I like this article~~~Warm and warm, a certain dog has been cured Come on, Lou Lou, come on, we are going to run away with Wen hehe -3-
Sanada Yukimura finally appears
Where is the spirit of words that Fanfan said?
What do you think? Digging wild vegetables
Ah Mo, I'm here again Sanada Yukimura and so on, Sanada is the attacker, right? Then I felt that the writing was very (...) Hua Ting has played too much, well, this is definitely the case Sanada, how can you do this?! How can you be so indifferent to Yukimura's hints, you bastard? You can directly [beep——] (Audience: Amo, aren't you very pure? Amo, come back quickly. Ah Mo: Now I am Ah Mo, not Ye Lan. Thank you) Minister, you have finally subdued Qingyun. I sincerely wish you the best. (What, you said they were originally together? I don't know) Sanada is so pitiful, so pitiful, so pitiful... (Xiao Sui: Yelan Amo, you bastard, are you trying to make up the word count, bastard?) Well, then, let's welcome a new tomorrow together
Okay~ I'm done~~ I won't abuse the heroine later, right??!! I hate watching torture the most~. ~
Sure enough, did Lemon-Classmate use the Word Spirit on Qingyun? This is how the characteristics of the Dragon Clan are reflected Xiaoye, I haven't used Yanling in my article yet. Let's try it sometime And Uncle Nanjiro looks very innocent. I didn't expect Long Ya to be afraid of the dark. Obviously we should show the love of brothers at this time. I feel like Qingyun is a bit off. It seems like something is wrong emotionally, right? There is also Shixiang Ruanjing Powder. . . . . . Complain about incompetence Is Brother Lemon a decent guy or a villain, you bastard? Can't you tell the difference at all? Don't say that you actually don't know either. . . .
Embarrassed~~I don't seem to understand~~What's missing??
I went to see Silver Fucking. . . . . By the way, wouldn't the audience protest if you roped me in to make up the word count? Every time I write a pair, it makes people complain (although Longjing, oh no, Jinglong does not) By the way, I really want to know what Tezuka would have written on the fireworks. And you still haven't let go of the forehead flicking scene, even though it was Qingyun who did it. . . Sure enough, the Atobe family is the best at this, the minister's reaction. . Very good And Long Jing? It's Jinglong who doesn't have harmony. There is no saying [wow——] that scene is obviously much more impure than spring scenery. Then I want to say something, uncle, you need to be moderate, just take your time in field battles and so on. And those three people, let's just have a threesome, there's no way they can be matched. Or, let Xiaojin allocate it to Longma. . . . . Otherwise, I really don't know what to do. Xiao Jin actually went to buy roses. I think it must have been instigated by seniors. . . . . Or was it instigated by Ryoma? Also, it really doesn't cost money to be cute. Finally, it's my Qingmai. (Xiao Xi: What about me? Yelan: Wipe your sweat, of course you belong to your sister. Xiao Xi: That's pretty much it) So literary and artistic, then. . . . Actually, I never thought about what would happen if Qingmai and Shiraishi were together. (Is Qingmai really your daughter!!!) It seems like you need to think about it carefully. Entrance exams or something like that. . . . . Ruin the atmosphere Now to summarize: the most couple-like ones are the first and last couple The most harmonious thing is (what the heck) is the second pair The most innocent(?) Is the third couple (is it really good to engage in 3P?) Also, Niou and Hitomi Jun, do you still plan to write about it? In fact, it's okay to leave it to me. I really went to see the silver god