
N Rants About Harry Potter Snape/Harry Fanfiction
有关HP斯哈同人文的N条吐槽
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- Completed
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- 1k Words
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- Updated
- 6y ago
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If we put all these complaints together from a different perspective, they would be some of the Sihavan writing templates, the King of Frameworks!
It's so real, especially the part where Professor Slytherin was thinking about it.
I think I should switch from drinking alcohol to brewing magic potion without washing my hair. After all, the professor can't imagine drinking alcohol. Black coffee is more suitable. Hahaha, I'll die in the cellar drinking black coffee like crazy.
Also, after the war, Harry missed the professor so much that he made a mess of his life, and then he was reborn and stalked the professor. Oh, I must mention the green eyes. Then the professor will gradually realize that these eyes are not Lily, but Harry. By the way, he will also criticize James Potter.
. This kind of [At the Yule Ball, you must do your best to invite the professor; the professor is likely to wear a mask, making everyone guess: "Wow, who is that imposing man? For some reason, he and Harry stand together so harmoniously~~" Of course, this mystery of "a very imposing man" will eventually be reported by a certain beetle, and then one morning, everyone will spray pumpkin juice together...] I have only seen one article like this, and not all Siha are like this. Yes, I am sure and definitely say that there are only one or two articles like this. To be honest most of the articles didn't even mention the Yule Ball. The only article I remember is that Harry still has a tattoo of Manzhu Shahua on his back, but I have read so many articles that I can't remember the title. If you still remember the name of the article you complained about, please be sure to reply to me. I can't thank you enough for your kindness. I bow. [Then I flew away furiously alone...] Fly away. . Okay, very appropriate. Very apt. [If Harry is fostered in a professor's house since he was a child, then one day the platinum noble will suddenly appear from the fireplace, and the dialogue is as follows: "Sigurus, since when did you care so much about the Savior?"] Sigurus? Severus. . Thanks for the invitation, I was almost scared to do the splits. In addition, there seems to be a problem with the logic here. When it comes to "fostering children since childhood", Lucius should not come out to complain "one day", because it is the right thing to take care of children raised by one's own family since childhood. "When do you care so much" should be used when Severus suddenly has to take care of Harry. [It's not even possible to go shopping on Saturday>
He said that he has never seen a professor drinking drunkenly, but there are indeed too many time travels and rebirths (but considering the age difference, these two jokes are acceptable...)
It's so true, especially this sentence: [Let's all make pumpkin juice together] I immediately laughed when I saw it, but when I think about it, this is indeed what happened, hahaha, I have to say it is very appropriate.
2333 Is a very good summary of the routine ~ Although I don't often see the part about the very imposing man at the Christmas dance and then Miss Beetle and everyone spraying pumpkin juice... But I actually agree with the point downstairs, pedophilia is indeed intolerable! Forget it about Harry who is sixteen or seventeen years old. There are some stories about Harry who is only eleven or twelve years old, and he is like firewood, fire, thunder, earth, fire ooxxxxoo... Please... At that time... Have the necessary functions and hardware been in place?
Emmmm Sure enough, am I still underestimating Si Havin? I haven't seen many of them... But there are beauty potions, moth-proofing potions, his eyes are like Professor Lily Snape's super poisonous tongue, and so on.
It's so insightful. I get a headache every time I see a platinum aristocrat in the Harry Potter bar. I don't know when this trend formed. There are also those who were reborn by Snape, most likely inheriting the Prince family property. . .