Harry Potter: Alone on the Branch

Blunt version:

Mika said, "I want Snape," so Merlin sent Snape back.

Mika said, "I want a little bun," so Snape was pushed down.

Mika said, "I want to be on top," so Snape became paralyzed from the waist down.

Mika said, "Maybe I really am Lily," and then Snape [Beep]

In short, it's a story about an Indian dancer who looks just like Lily, forcefully [Beep]ing the professor, then teasing him while carrying his baby.

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Subtle version:

On a secluded island far from the clamor of the world, there lived a kind of snake.

Once it caught prey on a certain branch, it would spend the rest of its life waiting on that branch for more prey to come along.

But one day, the branch it cherished broke, and the snake was so heartbroken that it stopped hunting for a long time.

A year later, the snake had gone a long time without eating.

It thought it was about to die, but then, what did it see?

Right where the branch had been, a shoot just like it had grown!

Was that still the same branch that used to belong to it?

It didn't matter. It would claim the branch for itself!

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The first half is a chaotic story about the professor being forcefully pushed down by the heroine.

The second half is a heartwarming family story with a little bun.

Here's a brief explanation of how the idea came about.

1. The scene where the heroine forcefully [Beep]s the professor while he's in a vegetative state was inspired by a case I read about recently: a man was left in a vegetative state after a car accident, and his wife cared for him at his bedside for several months. Later, she discovered she was pregnant! (Use your imagination to work out how his wife did it!! She didn't even spare her husband in a vegetative state!!!)

2. The Indian woman character was inspired by a documentary I watched. Indian esoteric religion reveres "the body above all," and also holds that men and women can hear divine revelations when they come together, that this is when they are closest to bliss, and that it can heal the pain of body and mind. For some reason, I became enamored with Indian women, so I had her heal the professor that way too.

3. Does the heroine, who looks just like Lily, really turn out to be Lily? Hehe, read the story to find out.

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