[Current blurb:]
A loser from a crappy second-rate college transmigrates into the handsome Naoki Irie. He discovers that all his memories, except for the original owner's language instincts and family life, have been eaten by a dog. To top it off, this turns out to be a world where a boys' love manga and a romance manga coexist. Why is he so damn unlucky? Pretending to be the cool, aloof heartthrob is one thing, but getting top marks on exams? There's no way a loser like him can do that! So he gives up on Professor Aoi and resolutely joins the miserable ranks of self-taught students, becoming a top scholar. Great, at least his grades have caught up.
But... how did the romance manga's heroine and the boys' love manga's male supporting character become rivals in love?
Romance manga heroine: Irie-kun is mine~ (╰_╯)#
Boys' love manga supporting character: Hmph.
Loser: *Sobs.* I actually like Professor Aoi, but having to study constantly just to show off is so painful!
CP: Loser from a crappy second-rate college x a scheming, bespectacled corporate elite from Japan
[I accidentally got a few words wrong on the cover, but I'm too lazy to fix it, so it'll stay like this. If I remake it, the lazy author will cry. P.S. It's a real hassle.]