The Easy Life of a Space-Wielding Couch Potato

Ah... Those tiny green-bean eyes flew wide open, blazing with fury. Which brat's parents forgot to teach him manners? Are you asking for a beating? Throwing pebbles at me, of all people! Hmph, get over here. Don't run! I'll beat you so badly even your own parents won't recognize you. Hey, hey... You, snot-nosed brat, I'm talking to you! Why are you pulling on me? Can't you see I'm about to beat someone up? You really don't know when to leave well enough alone... Pant, pant... Ah... Where am I? Why have I gone back to the days before liberation overnight? Dear handsome little brother, how did you end up looking like this... Your snot is running three thousand feet... Ah, ah... What's that thing between my legs...? Sis, I haven't even tried it yet... Dear Mom, you must be so happy... Dear readers: This novel will go VIP on June 20. Reposting is forbidden. If you've reposted it before, please delete it and take it down immediately. Thank you for your support! Haha... That's the official version. In short, it goes VIP on June 20, with three chapters posted that day. (Chapters 36 to 42 are going behind the paywall!) Premise: