Now, the title of this story actually has nothing to do with its contents. Just remember, don't take anything you read here seriously, or you'll meet a horrible end!!!
The story's genre and all that stuff are fake, aaah~~~!!!
1
Hei: Mom, don't you think this is kind of like GetBackers?
Radish: One of you is called Xiao Hei and the other Xiao Bai. Aren't you a perfect match? Besides, the guys in GetBackers are way more handsome than you! [whispering]
Bai: Screw you! Say that again, I have excellent hearing.
Radish: I don't know anything!!
Shuo: You have no backbone at all. You're such a coward! [side-eye]
Radish: I can't see anything, I can't hear anything, and I don't know anything.
Everyone: Get lost!!!!!!!
2
Hello, everyone!~
One bow, two bows, three bows! (Audience: Nobody died! What are you bowing for?!)
I'm the protagonist of this book.
The heartless author originally gave me a lovely name: Ye Minghuan! But then I realized it had never been used even once!!!!!!! So that rotten author went ahead and changed it to my current name, Xiao Hei!!! I'm at a loss for words! TAT
(Narrator: Don't cry. At least you're the protagonist! You even get paid!!)
3
Ohayou!!!!!!
I'm the important character everyone loves, the wife of Xiao Hei: Xiao Bai! (Yabali, no matter how you say this name, it sounds like the name of Shin-chan's family dog!)
My name was originally beautiful too: Nan Xiyu! But no one ever called me that, so now I'm stuck with this perverted name!!!! Why is my life so miserable!!!! Why have I ended up like this!!! (The next 1,000,000 words have been omitted.)
(Narrator: By the way, my condolences. I'll burn some incense for you when I get a chance!)
4
Now it's my turn.
My name has always been just one character: Shuo.
The author came up with it one day in science class, when the lesson happened to be about the phases of the moon, and decided to add me to the story.
At first, I thought it was a pretty good name, but gradually I realized it had barely been used either. Everyone just calls me brat or runt!
If anyone gives me a little flying knife, I'll crawl out of the computer like Sadako and kill that rotten, heartless author!!!
(Narrator: Come to think of it, that name's not bad. It's better than mine!)
5
Nice to meet you. Please be kind!
I'm the author of this story, and the person beside me is the narrator.
What I'm bringing you is the bittersweet history of a magical matchmaker!
After reading the blurb, please give some serious thought to whether this story is for you!
Be sure to read the blurb carefully!!!!!!!!!
2011.9.17
This story ended badly, so you kids might as well not start reading. I, Radish, won't lock this abandoned pit, though. If you really want to read it, don't make fun of me.
Theme:
Little Carrot, you really suck... I'll put the rabbit's butt in your mouth...