[Crossover] A Dream of Golden Millet and a Life of Passing Time

Wuya Zi is a gay man who only ever gets topped, while Huang Rong is a shut-in who refuses to leave her island. Huo Qingtong is a favored consort of the Qianlong Emperor, and Dongfang Bubai gets his leg broken after Ren Woxing chases him. Wei Xiaobao opens a chain of brothels all over Jiangnan, while Lin Shiyin knocks out her cousin and sworn brother and puts them together. Behind every Ultraman is a little monster, and behind every parodied character is a soul named Anping. Emperors and generals, gods and monsters, people from every walk of life, from ancient times to the present, from China to the rest of the world. Life is like a dream, and dreams are life. If you've got time to kill, might as well dream. But, Erlang, do you still remember Tianpeng by the banks of the Milky Way~ This was purely a whim, just a bunch of nonsense. If any of it hits a nerve, please shut off the master isolation switch immediately. If you have thoughts, leave a comment, and I'll keep sending Anping through time for a hundred years~ Since the gender of the person who transmigrates is uncertain, both romance and danmei are involved. As the minority must defer to the majority, I've chosen the danmei tag (there isn't a third option, after all). If it's not your thing, please stay away~ Thank you~ Thanks to the dear little friend Wo Keng Bu Tian for two grenades, and to dear little friends ivy1192 and iillll23 for two grenades each, as well as dear little friends Ling Yue Ying Jin and Mo Jing for their grenades. Much love and hugs~ Special thanks to dear little friend Cherrimi for a grenade. Much love and hugs~ An original historical romance set in an alternate ancient world, a lighthearted story full of outrageous melodrama. The whole story is already written, so jump right in! The title makes it pretty obvious what it's about, so you'll know at once~ Every Time I Reincarnate, I Marry a Scumbag I was born into a new life once and reborn twice, and married the same scumbag three times. Every time I was reborn, I was either on my way to marrying a scumbag or had already married one. The heroine says: Next time you mess with my life, could you at least save at a different point? The scumbag, who was reborn too: I've finally seen the light. I really was wrong in my last life. I wronged you, my love. In this life, let's grow old together! The heroine: Something's off about this guy. What is he plotting now? No way, I need to run! The scumbag son, not yet reborn: Mother, I know I was wrong, I really do! Please love me just one more time. Don't take the birth control pills! The heroine: One ungrateful brat was more than enough. This time, I'd rather raise a dog or a cat. The scumbag who wants to go straight (reaching out dramatically): Wife, why are you running?! The scumbag son who wants to be reborn (covering his face): Mother, you could just have him as a kitten or puppy instead! [Wuxia Crossover] Your Majesty, Reimburse Me! A lighthearted fanfic bringing together a huge cast of wuxia characters. The story isn't finished yet, so jump right in! The title makes it just as obvious as ever, so you'll know at once what it's about~ The jianghu is that basin of wash water you can never escape, no matter where you go or what you do. A jianghu wanderer is someone who can be selling trinkets on the street, only for them to knock over your stall while chasing each other; or you can open a little snack shop, and after they swagger in and order, they'll start fighting in no time, turning everything upside down and smashing your tables. Is it easy for ordinary folks to make a little money?! And the worst part is, no matter how hard those guys can punch, all of them are broke except for a few rich ones! Luckily, I'm not worried. Go ahead and flip things over, smash things up. I've got someone powerful backing me, and they'll reimburse me! That's right, I'm one of the imperial government's lackeys, and I'm directly under the emperor himself (smug grin)... ~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~ [Western Crossover] I Have Too Many Secret Identities to Count I heard there's someone called Legion, with one body that can split into thousands of personalities. I think I'm even more impressive. I only have one personality, but I own thousands of bodies. Cynthia I've never been a hero. If I helped you with something, it must mean I've already taken something from you. Maybe you have no idea what this bargain is. That doesn't matter. I'm just a traveling merchant, fair to young and old alike, and never malicious. Cynthia