The Egg from Heaven: A Curious Egg Encounter

"An ostrich egg? What a delicious meal."

"Oh? So it's a snake. Snake soup sounds good, too."

"Hmm? An alien? Let's donate it to the museum!"

"You only want to live with me? Fine... but first, let me eat you!"

A shameless person abducts an innocent alien child, making sure they taste every bit of life's bitter and sweet. What a capable Earthling.

Let's cheer him on three times: Go, go, go!

Fantasy isn't a sin. Getting laid is the real way to go.