[Naruto Transmigration] Yang Bai's Little Notebook

A few days ago, I looked over my blurb and suddenly realized... This hopelessly stupid author is utterly incapable of writing blurbs. [Stares into the distance] After much soul-searching, I decisively decided to change it. =_,= This is a ridiculously silly, occasionally melodramatic, over-the-top story. All in all, it’s still a lot of fun, according to the girls who commented below. The members of the Akatsuki die one by one, then they arrive in the modern world, and next thing you know, the godlike Itachi gets up to this and that with the heroine. The heroine really isn’t a Mary Sue. This hopelessly stupid author swears it on the honor of the boy next door she had a crush on in elementary school. (Awkward) Baidu’s definition of a Mary Sue: 1. An extraordinary background. [Well, the heroine’s birth wasn’t exactly ordinary, but it wasn’t out of this world either.] 2. Striking looks. [I’d say she’s probably quite pretty in a fresh-faced sort of way, somewhere between beautiful and plain. Orz...] 3. A very kind heart. [Kindness and all that is just an illusion.] 4. Interacts with all the main characters. [Awkward, looks like I hit a Sue point!] 5. Very popular with the opposite sex. [Because she’s a man in a woman’s skin, so...] 6. Has an absolutely pivotal influence on the story. [Running off in tears. Why did I hit another one? o(╯□╰)o] 7. Extremely lucky. [Bullshit.] 8. A jack-of-all-trades. [She can eat and sleep, plus eat and sleep.] This hopelessly stupid author swears on the honor of the boy next door she had a crush on in elementary school: ◤No hooking up, no character bashing, and no angsty romance.◥ ◣The heroine is no Sue, no flirt, and no saint.◢ Beneath this hopelessly stupid author’s thick skin is a pure, fragile glass heart. [Wipes away tears] ← After an entire afternoon of searching, this hopelessly stupid author finally found a picture that matches her noble, aloof, and endlessly saintly image. [Really, it’s not lewd at all. (Gets hit)] New story underway, please show your support. [Updated daily] → A friend’s BL story, [updated daily], please give it lots of love → This story is a slow burn. Please don’t hit the X after reading just the first few chapters. Orz... ← Please adopt the author’s profile. Thanks to Yuluo’s Photoshop Studio for making the cover and profile picture! Theme: