The Matchmaker's Creeping Vines

Emperor: How many times have I told you? You should call me Your Majesty! Your Majesty!! Get rid of that annoying "Uncle"!!!

Lianman (wronged): But that sounds so formal. By seniority, shouldn't I call you Uncle Your Majesty? Or do you dislike me, Uncle Your Majesty?

Maidens: The Moon Matchmaker has made His Majesty angry again. Quick, let's hide.

Lianman (pulling a bundle of red strings from who knows where): Outrageous! How many times have I told you? Call me Moon Lord! Moon Lord!! Get rid of that undignified "Old"!!!

Emperor (gleefully): What goes around comes around~

Su Xiang: My dear little Manman~~~ Are you tying those mortals together again~~~ Mere mortals can't compare to how lovely I am. How about you give me a red string and tie us together?

Lianman: Weren't you a mortal yourself once? Why are you putting on airs?

Su Xiang: Little Manman, won't you consider me? Really, really, really, really, really? Aaahhh, I'm so sad. My heart, it's broken. Little Manman, can you see it? Aaahhh, my heart belongs only to you. My feelings for you are like the mighty river, flowing on and on...

Lianman (walking away): ...

Mozhu: ...

Lianman: …

Mozhu: …

Lianman: …I'm sorry.

Mozhu (helplessly): Next time, make sure you check before tying people together...

Lianman (holding a gigantic pair of scissors made from red string): Hello, everyone. I'm the Moon Lord.

Everyone (in unison): Moon Matchmaker.

...Chaos...

Really, it was all an accident.

Just so you know, I have some school activities coming up, so I won't be able to update for a while.