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I am Irie Shoichi, a hypocrite.

The story of Irie Shoichi and Byakuran, set in the Future Arc. Neither demonizing the bunny nor whitewashing Byakuran.

I can't use a computer for long periods, so I write my stories in a notebook first, then use my phone to post the drafts to Baidu Tieba, in the Byakuran Fan Imagination Center forum. Once I'm able to get online, I'll copy them here and revise them. So if you've seen this story in that forum and notice any discrepancies, don't be surprised. If you see it anywhere else, please let me know. (This obscure, terrible story probably isn't worth stealing, right? = =)

The author accepts negative ratings if you give a reason.

Updates are irregular.

Well... I'm rewriting it yet again =-=, and changing it to first-person narration.

The following information is from Baidu Baike:

Mockingbird

Ingredients

Tequila------------------1/2

Green creme de menthe--------------1/4

Lemon juice------------------1/4

Equipment

Cocktail shaker, cocktail glass

Method:

1. Add ice and the ingredients to the shaker and shake well.

2. Pour into a chilled glass and serve.

The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce, is a book satirizing current affairs. Here are a few of his satirical entries related to alcohol. First, his take on Bacchus: a god invented by the ancients as an excuse to drink; Distillery: a place where red noses are manufactured and made common, enabling us to see the incessantly chattering prohibitionists; Drunkenness: a state of mind that lets you enter tomorrow ahead of time.