A shameful relic from years ago.
I can't even bear to read it myself orz
A tearful relic of its time.
Blurb:
I transmigrated... during a math exam, no less.
I was worried about one thing: I hadn't finished the test! Never mind, the rest was blank anyway. I wouldn't have known the answers.
So I transmigrated... There are so many transmigration stories now, and the rules of transmigration are no joke...
But after I transmigrated, I realized there was a problem: things that should have been fine had somehow become a problem.
I want to stay alive, but I have to suffer and train. Damn it, when have I ever studied this hard? But...
I have no words for myself. This "talent" of mine seems like something I've never had. Fine, if I didn't have it before, I have to have it now. And even if I do have it, it's as unevenly distributed as China's water resources!
The word "contradiction" might as well have been invented for me.
Sometimes I'm absurdly weak, and sometimes I'm freakishly strong.
I really don't know how my brain is wired. It's so wildly off track...
I'm both the dead last and a genius. Sometimes I think I'm just... exceptional in certain areas!
XX shouts, "You ninjutsu idiot! Can't you even do @#*%@#%&?!"
...I'm not a ninjutsu idiot. I'm just a tiny, tiny, tiny bit slower at learning Wind, Water, Fire, Lightning, and Earth techniques. Just a tiny bit (just a tiny bit?).
OO asks me, "Leaving aside basic ninjutsu like the Three Body Technique, and the very basic Great Breakthrough of the Gale, do you not know any other offensive techniques?"
...I do. It's just that those techniques are so powerful and flashy that I don't dare use them.
Yoruichi asks me, "That sword technique you just used was fantastic! So why did you freeze up when I struck the standard sword stance?"
Honestly, I'd like to know that myself...
Uncle Urahara asks me, "Is there really nothing about you that's within the normal range?"
Honestly, I want to say: ...There is! There really is, believe me!
This person is actually a complete oddball genius!
◆ The style of this story may be a little unusual, but I won't abandon it!
◆ The volumes aren't divided by Naruto and Bleach, but by their contents.
◆ Some events may happen in a different order from the original works. It won't affect the logic, so please go easy on the continuity buffs!
◆ Power system: Soul Reapers' spiritual power is stronger than ninjas' chakra. Zanpakuto cause no visible damage to the physical body, but can directly affect a person's soul. Soul Reapers are generally stronger than ninjas.
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