Draco's Elven Son

A tiny fairy, no bigger than a thumb at birth, mistakes Draco, the first person he sees, for his father. Poor Harry gets caught in the crossfire and is mistaken for the fairy's enemy. The reason? Harry's wonderfully messy hair is the fairy's nest. One day, Draco runs into the Golden Trio again. A thumb-sized fairy is clinging to his hair (Draco used too much hair gel, so his son can't stay put). The two of them lift their chins at the same time and huff, "I'm telling my dad!" The fairy angrily kicks Draco's ear. "Dad, why are you copying me again!" Draco is instantly moved to tears. I'm an original character... My story doesn't follow canon, but I absolutely won't bash Gryffindor or whitewash Slytherin. This is a cheesy, fluffy little story. There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people's eyes, so I can't help it if you think the characters are out of character. As for the pairing, I like Drarry (switch), but I haven't decided yet.