New novel: The Eunuch Alpha Consort Farms Online [BG/Female A Male O]. Coming soon: the hilarious money-losing story After Getting a Revenge System, I Lost My Way to a Fortune.
Novel blurb:
Dorothy always believed she had only two choices in life.
She was glad she could heal the sick, but couldn't escape her insecurity about her lack of talent for healing magic.
Her soul yearned for a paintbrush and canvas, but in a world where magic ruled supreme, there was no place for artists.
She instinctively resisted the sudden appearance of a third choice:
The nominal wife of the vampire clan's nominal leader, a precious but useless decorative flower vase.
But she heard herself tell her adoptive mother, "If this can help bring peace, then I'm willing."
The man was like a marble statue from ancient Greece, his looks forever flawless, yet utterly cold.
"I'm not marrying you. I'm marrying Lady Grace's child."
She stood there as quietly as a timid little creature, so faultlessly that he couldn't find anything to criticize.
The more perfect she seemed, the more irritated he became.
But when had she begun to open the door to his heart, without even realizing it herself?
How could that be?
Both virgins, happy ending.
Coming soon: The Eunuch Alpha Consort Farms Online
Blurb:
Xu Jiayao, a completely ordinary couch potato, was just minding her own business until she transmigrated into an ABO novel as the male lead Gu Jinhe's Alpha wife.
The original character was a classic vicious, stupid, scummy villain. Perhaps her psychological state was warped by being born a eunuch; she tormented the male lead with every trick in the book and tried to steal his family fortune.
In the end, the male lead was saved by the real Alpha CEO. Her schemes were exposed, and she ended up abandoned by everyone and living on the streets.
Xu Jiayao: "Thanks, but no thanks. I've got a System, and I'm focused on making money. Wise people don't fall in love; an iron pot only needs to stew a goose... Being a eunuch is great. I don't want those organs anyway!"
She immediately laid down three rules with the male lead: they would keep their distance and not lay a finger on each other. Then she used her pocket dimension to livestream farming and run a shop across the stars.
At first, she only wanted to enjoy her quiet little life. But everything she grew in her pocket dimension tasted amazing, no matter how it was cooked, and soon she became famous.
Food blogger: "I swear on my reputation, this isn't a paid promotion. The best ingredients I've ever tasted came from Xu Jiayao!"
Interstellar nobles: "Remember to order ingredients from Xu Jiayao's shop. We'll pay double!"
Famous chef: "Let me buy more. With your ingredients, I'll beat every competitor in the rankings!"
...Xu Jiayao: "I'm really sorry, but this is all the space I have until the dimension upgrades. If you want to buy anything, you'll have to get in line!"
As the number of zeros in her bank balance grew, she only remembered to keep an eye on the real Alpha now and then and get on good terms with him, so she wouldn't be misunderstood and beaten to a pulp later.
She had basically forgotten about the original novel by then.
Until one day, Gu Jinhe, eyes red, grabbed her by the waist and pinned her against the wall, kissing her as he said in a low, restrained voice:
"Jiayao, please, don't leave me... I'll give you my life. ...What's so great about that Alpha CEO?"
Xu Jiayao: "What? I don't even like some Alpha CEO! Wait, did I transmigrate into the wrong book?"
Premise: Knowing yourself is growth.
I just got into my wife's arms and acted coquettishly: "Sister, I just updated 3,000 words yesterday, hum! Baby is going to be angry! I really want to see the next content of Xixiying. The woman hugged me and kissed my ears, and asked with great guilt: "Baby, I was wrong, I will make it up to you tonight. Isn't tonight 3 better?" I didn't expect her to say this, so I was stunned for a moment, and then I deliberately spread my fingers and waved them in front of her eyes. The woman looked shocked and grabbed my dangling little hand: "Fifth watch? Baby, you are killing me. My body is exhausted. How can you compensate me?" I blushed, deliberately raised my mouth and muttered: "I'll leave it to you tonight, you can do whatever you want." The woman sighed and patted my head lovingly: "There's really nothing I can do about you, so I'll do it tonight to satisfy my little baby." 11 Woo! You succeeded! Today is also the author's little fox!
"I was originally the boss of an investment system, but I was harmed by a scheming traitor. My subordinates abandoned me, shareholders chased me away, and even usurped my position as president. When I start my life over again, I just want to take back my company..." Shi Yuanwei's boyfriend said to her. Shi Yuanwei: I know, "vivo50 treated me to Crazy Thursday and listened to my revenge plan!" The boyfriend looked serious: No, there is only one system host left to take over my money-making task. The host can complete the task by using the funds provided by the system to earn money, help me get revenge on my face, and let me make a comeback! And you are what I consider to be the perfect host of the investment system! Shi Yuanwei's heart: So you met and fell in love with me just to treat me as a tool? Then I also have my revenge plan for a slap in the face. I will lose all the money invested in the system, so that your performance will be low and your bonus will be wasted. Don't even think about going back to be the president! It's hard to make money, but not easy to lose money? I will just make a 4399 mini-game to fool the system—— Then the product of her fooling around became inexplicably popular. Unwilling to be reconciled, Shi Yuanwei fought repeatedly, but every time she tried, she lost more and more money... She looked up to the sky and screamed, beat her chest and feet, and wanted to cry without tears. (The wealth that the heroine avoids is all distributed to the readers! Pre-order 1 "I lost money and became rich after revenge on the system", a hilarious fantasy about losing money, click on the column to get it) Pre-collection 2 "Level 10 Chinese, Invincible" The first year Su Yan traveled to another world, he lived a hard life without enough to eat. Then she discovered that the core of the magic power here was a language called "cipher text". Because of this, the inheritance of secret texts is firmly in the hands of hereditary nobles and is difficult for ordinary people to access. The ciphertexts are extremely difficult to master. An ordinary mage can look down upon his colleagues by mastering dozens of ciphertexts. The legendary most powerful magic master in history can only master more than 300 ciphertexts. However, when Su Yan saw the first cipher text—— Um, isn't this just Chinese characters? From then on, Su Yan lived a life of using cipher text without hesitation and making secrets every second of the day. There are many completed articles in the column, welcome~
I deeply feel that the author can adjust the rhythm of the writing. The overall feeling is too flat and not relaxed enough! It reads very blandly, and even if there is conflict, it is downplayed! If the theme of your article is romance, can you slightly delete the part about the male supporting character and focus the main energy on the male protagonist and the female protagonist? Although the author's copywriting is very good, the subtitles of each chapter are very bland. The title of the article, the copywriting and the main text are two different styles!!!
Suddenly I thought of the cute animation Vampire Meow from a while ago~~
I have said that I am a warm-hearted person, so there is no such thing as a venomous person. But this sentence [Dorothy smiled to herself in the dark], really... Has a very strange feeling = = In addition, the language has a translation accent that is typical of Western fantasy, but I don't know why. Looking at the text, I have no idea of continuing. Probably, the only thing I can do is say I'm sorry.
Review of "Beware, Cat Bites" The girl didn't give up the article, right? Didn't you abandon the article? Didn't you abandon the article? There has been no update for half a month. . . Ahem, let's get down to business. As a Western-style fantasy novel, the girl writes it very well, and the language is very Western-style. At first, when I read the girl's copywriting, she said that she was influenced by HP, and Ye Xing was worried that it would become similar to a doujin style, but after reading it later, I realized that I was overly worried. Some of the small details in the article are very cute, such as the two paragraphs about astrology and school names. It feels very similar to the Western writing style. I like it. Here are a few small comments. First, although the girl's style is already very good, some words still touch the point of confusion. The most obvious one is the "romantic novel" of cpt8, which has already had the ability to strike a chord. Well, let's find a replacement word. No one can afford to watch romance witches. . . And the "all dynasties" in cpt2, ahem. . . You know. Secondly, although the psychological description of the heroine in the article is detailed, it sometimes seems too procrastinating. It is recommended to streamline it appropriately. Whether it is the psychological description of the crush on the teaching assistant or the psychological description of the subsequent conversation with the vampire, they all seem a bit wordy and are recommended to be deleted. Third, in the dialogue between the heroine and the vampire, the psychological description of the vampire is used from time to time to lay some foreshadowings. Maybe it's a matter of personal habits. Ye Xing prefers to use movements and expressions to foreshadow his scenes. . . Ahem, a suggestion for the girl to consider. Overall, the girl's writing is very good, applause! I wish the girl's writing will get better and better, and she will gain more readers!
I find that my tastes tend to be wild. Hey... Such a gentleman, I just feel unlovable. Ahhhhh, calling Nanzhu!!!
Resentment, I am indeed one of those people who only loves bamboo... Knowing that Colin is not a bamboo, I have no love for him at all TAT... Vampire's bamboo, please come out soon =v=
"Watch out! When I first read the title "Cat Bites Man", I didn't understand what it meant. I just felt that it was generally a supernatural story. However, from the introduction of the copywriting, I learned that this is a story about a vampire evolving into a cat, and the heroine was "lucky" to pick that cat. (It's really a mouthful orz...) I feel like I like cats very much, because my other article is also about cats, although it is BL... Ahem, sorry, we are habitually going too far, please ignore the above nonsense, and let's get straight to the topic... My writing style is very joyful, which can be seen from the introduction of the copy, especially the long paragraph of rant at the bottom of the copy, which makes me very happy. In addition, when I saw my mother say that I like HP, we burst into tears with excitement, because we also like HP very much, especially Voldemort and Draco! Ahem, continue the article... Continue the article... My writing style is not only cheerful and outgoing, but also has the flavor of some foreign masterpieces. Judging from the narrative technique of the entire article, although there is not too much text modification, it is rare to portray the characters lifelikely. This is not easy. It can also be seen that in this aspect, I have a certain writing skills. In addition, the setting of the article is also worthy of praise. It is relatively novel and makes people inevitably have the idea of "Why did the injured vampire turn into a cat?" During the reading process. This is also the highlight of the entire article. My writing is more contagious. Although it is simple, it expresses the most sincere thoughts deep in people's hearts. The good and evil of human nature are also revealed a lot in the first chapter. We think this is a rare masterpiece, maybe because I am more interested in the style of foreign classics. (I've been reading a lot of HP fandom lately, so I really like the narrative techniques of foreign masterpieces.) Generally speaking, this article moved me because while I was reading this article, I felt at peace in my heart. This may be the charm of words. I control words very well, so I collected your articles without any care. Please keep up the good work!
Save it for easy review, great article, looking forward to the follow-up, mi~