My sword is a beautiful girl ten times prettier than I am.
My spirit companion is a handsome boy a hundred times prettier than I am.
My mom is a beautiful woman a thousand times prettier than I am.
My dad carries around all kinds of genitalia from all over the world every day.
My brother may have a harem, but his lifelong wish is actually to marry his little sister.
Not one person I like likes me back. They're either infatuated with someone else or already have an official pairing.
Everyone who likes me is crazy. I mean, they're genuinely insane.
All I can say is, "My youth is truly a heart-wrenching youth."
Reporter: Ahem, since so-and-so isn't here right now, may I venture to ask what each of you wants most in life?
Kamijo Touma: Uh... This may sound like I'm asking for a punch, but people already call me an old lady, so I don't care if they make more inhuman jokes about me. I don't care, I don't care! I'm just unlucky, okay?!... Definitely picking up girls.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Pick up your sister!
Sabi Hakubi: Pick up your sister!
Zerozaki Soushiki: Pick up your sister!
Sakata Gintoki: ...Probably pick up your sister, too.
Kamijo Touma: What the hell, pick up your sister?!... Wait, that's my sister. My sister, my sister doesn't need you to pick her up, she'd come running to you on her own, you outrageously charming womanizer! Anyway, I'm just unlucky!!
Reporter: ...Sorry, Mr. Sakata has completely wandered into the wrong scene. My deepest apologies. I'll drag him out right away! Mr. Kamijo!! Mr. Kamijo, please calm down!!
Theme:
This is. . . Finished? ! You are cheating! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Okay~ For the sake of the flowers my sister gave you, please give me the second part! ! ! ! !
Hand over Nai's name. If you want to stab the villain, I'll be damned (‵o′)! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Orange genitals, okay, I admit, it's inside a nipple-shaped souvenir that looks like a genital.
——Hey, don't tell me, that's the pacifier of the boss of Rainbow Son, Da Kong! ! ! !
… What a cheat! Fuck
My stomach hurts from laughing~~~It would be better for me to restrain myself in the middle of the night, right... Who can stop me [face covering]
Save the bookmarks and go to bed, and the rest will wait for me the day after tomorrow... Oh, no, I will finish reading after the exam tomorrow! !
Ahhhhhhhh! ! Is it over? The author is a bad person, a bad person
Complain throughout. Okay, domineering!
... Hey, what happened? Why is it suddenly gone? [Looking around blankly
It sucks! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Holy shit! ! !
This is. . . Finished? ! You are cheating! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Okay~ For the sake of the flowers my sister gave you, please give me the second part! ! ! ! !
Hand over Nai's name. If you want to stab the villain, I'll be damned (‵o′)! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Orange genitals, okay, I admit, it's inside a nipple-shaped souvenir that looks like a genital. ——Hey, don't tell me, that's the pacifier of the boss of Rainbow Son, Da Kong! ! ! !
… What a cheat! Fuck
My stomach hurts from laughing~~~It would be better for me to restrain myself in the middle of the night, right... Who can stop me [face covering] Save the bookmarks and go to bed, and the rest will wait for me the day after tomorrow... Oh, no, I will finish reading after the exam tomorrow! !