Whose Little So-and-So Is That?

Circulating on Weibo:

"Ever since I was little, I've had a nemesis called 'someone else's kid.' This kid never plays games, never chats online, doesn't like shopping, and does nothing but study all day. They're good-looking, obedient, and gentle, always ranked first in their year, and have a rich, respectable boyfriend or girlfriend. They got into graduate school and passed the civil service exam, earning 7,000 yuan a month. They can cook, do housework, and speak eight foreign languages. They study away from home and only need 400 yuan a month for living expenses, and even that seems like too much..."

Jiang Hang also had a someone else's kid in his life. That kid was named Qi Hua.

This is a sweet, gentle little story about Jiang Hang and Qi Hua.

"Qi, I've hated you since I was a kid!"

"Mm."

"Don't put on that innocent act with me!"

"Oh."

"I can't stand that hypocritical, sanctimonious beast act of yours!"

"Be good and go to sleep. It's late."

"Hmph!"