[Anime Crossover] Yuanxiao Is Not Xuanyuan

Thanks to the amazing Yuluo Art Shop for making the cover.

New blurb:

Yuan Xiao (smugly): Xiao-ge, since you did something wrong, you have to accept your punishment, right?

Xuan Xiao: ...Mm.

Yuan Xiao (still smug): Wash yourself nice and clean tonight. You know what comes next, right?

Xuan Xiao: ...

Yuan Xiao (furious): Xuan Xiao, you bastard!

Xuan Xiao (gently): You’re pregnant. Make sure you get enough rest.

Yuan Xiao (staring at his belly, silently crying): ...

Some Kid (pitifully): Boo-hoo... Mom... I’m hungry...

Yuan Xiao (going berserk): Damn it! Who’s your mom? I’m your dad! If you want milk, go find your mom!

Xuan Xiao (grabbing Some Kid by the collar and throwing him): Don’t come see your mom again until you’ve trained the cultivation technique I taught you yesterday to the tenth level.

Some Kid (pouting): I’m only three! Dad, you’re using this to get back at me!

Some BT: A delicious big apple~~?

Some Apple (scornfully): Haven’t you been beaten up plenty of times already?

Some BT (round-cheeked): ...

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Note: Everything in this story is a mess. I won’t abandon it, but updates will be irregular and slow. Read at your own risk.