(Qiong Yao Crossover) The New Moon Is Like a Hook

"My lady, you're awake!" The first shock! "Sister, are you feeling better?" This child is Keshen! The second shock! "Come to think of it, Xinyue is two years younger than my Qing'er!" The third shock! "Empress, your Lanxin is wonderful too!" The fourth shock! Wang Xin was completely frazzled. She calmly declared that nothing would ever shock her again! But Xinyue Gege plus Zhang Tielin's version of the Emperor? Merlin, just hit me with an Avada Kedavra! P.S. This is pure wish fulfillment, written for my own amusement. P.P.S. This isn't about tormenting idiots just for the sake of tormenting them. I just want to see what life in the imperial harem is like for a modern woman living under imperial power. Tormenting idiots is just a side effect. By "idiots," I mean people who would usually bring about their own destruction if no one tormented them. When they cause trouble for others, she will at most ignore them and watch the show. P.P.P.S. The women who truly manage to survive in the harem, or even thrive, are no pushovers. Sometimes the battles in the harem are more perilous than those at court. In the harem, there are only sides and interests, never right and wrong. So if you're looking for someone to save this person or that, click the little red X in the upper-right corner right now. P.P.P.P.S. If you're a stickler for historical accuracy, please turn left and be on your way. QYNN's books are full of shocking inconsistencies to begin with. For example, banquets are set at night for the sake of the plot, even though the curfew in the Forbidden City is strict. Are the guests supposed to sleep on the ground in the imperial gardens? So whenever anything in this story breaks the rules, please calmly ignore it! One more thing: the author is emotionally fragile and loves to drop shocking plot twists. I don't take criticism well, so please handle with care. That's all!