[A Lone Journey Through the World Fan Fiction] Number One in the Martial World

Disclaimer: The Wandering Hero belongs to Die Lan, who writes adorable stories. I'm only using it for parody.

Warning: The pairing is Liu Yue/Xiao Yao. This is a heavy parody, with severely out-of-character characters. Beware of the abrupt ending, and of parts that may not match the original plot... Please be sure to point out the last one.

Thanks: Miss Ruanfan came up with the original idea! One line, "I want to read a story about the fastest saber in the martial world x the fastest sword in the martial world," sent this good-for-nothing down a road of no return... If Miss Ruanfan doesn't mind, this story is for her. (Sorry I took so long, sob sob...)

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