[Xianjian 4: Xiao Qing] Young Hero, Who Are You?

1. Don't ask me what this is. I'm from the [I-Can't-Live-Without-a-Computer-and-Instant-Noodles Planet] and can't understand any writing on Earth. 2. If the characters weren't out of character, could this really have come from my pen? orz 3. I'm a weirdo, so how could the setting not be bizarre? orz 4. I really want to join the HM crowd. I hope my occasional weirdness won't get me stomped flat like a pancake [stares at the sky~] 5. No need to complain that this story is all dialogue. It's all because my writing is terrible. Theme: