A Cleaver Takes on the Martial World

"Do you recognize the woman in this portrait?" "She looks familiar... Could she be the woman I'm about to marry?" "She stole my man!" "Well... how about the shop giving you a plate of pork intestines as compensation?" A treasured sword is no match for a kitchen cleaver, and deadly poison is no match for spices. A band of young martial artists, unaware that their parents are reclusive masters, don secret identities and blast countless cannon fodder into oblivion. They seek lost artifacts and wander through an unknown martial world. In this world, the strongest weapon is a companion, and the most extraordinary art is love. Thanks to Kakabo for the cover design. That kitchen cleaver was a stroke of genius! Wahahaha! ~*~*~*~*~*~ [Bundle me up and take me home.] ~*~*~*~*~*~ Your humble servant is Xiao Keng, from the E family~~ Click on my lovely picture on the left to come ask for my hand. Don't be shy, just click! Click "Add this story to favorites" beneath the title to claim me~~ My lord, please show some kindness to my sisters, too. Announcement: I've opened a joint reader group with several other authors. Group number: 136798454. Group name: Peach Blossom Harem. Please note that there are quite a few authors, and reader spots are limited. Those who lurk for too long may be kicked out. The authors are all very lazy and are often away, so please be prepared before joining. Statement: Because JJ is glitching, the click counts for chapters 1-16 have become completely unreliable. We still don't know when the stats will be restored to normal, and I can't see the proper click counts in my author dashboard either. This story is still a cold, little-read work and needs your support. I've recently started using Weibo. Come tease me: My lords, this story will be paywalled starting Wednesday, April 20. For the price of a bowl of tomato-and-egg rice, you can read the main story and bonus chapters. By the usual rules of the martial world, a featured comment of 25 characters earns one point, and long reviews take priority. If you decide to leave me for the sake of a bowl of rice, all I can do is run away in tears. Whatever you decide, I love you just the same. Let me show you the way: You'll need Firefox or the Flash Player plugin to read paywalled stories these days! Ten years ago, we passed each other by. Ten years later, our affair is in full swing. People change, but our hearts don't. Life has been turned upside down, yet love remains. - Dedicated to all the girls who still remember their first love. Theme: