Tomb Raiders: The J*Q Duo, Warm Edition

Mo Mo: I just wanted to watch the romantic drama. I didn't want to go down into a tomb... I'm going to cry... I really am going to cry...

Nuan Nuan: Get out of the way. Who was it that insisted on going down there in the first place?! Now you know how to cry? Go cry somewhere else.

Just so you know, this is a rare, tomb-raiding version full of absurd antics. If you have any objections to Nuan Nuan's tough style, you can check out Mo Mo's gentle version instead.

Just so you know, this story is beyond my control. I offer it as an expression of my love for The Grave Robbers' Chronicles, my grudge against San Shu, and my affection for Mo Mo.