(Anti-Mary Sue) The Play

[This is what life is like: we're putting on an act, and we're all actors.]

Do you know how to win an Oscar?

The heroine's answer: Don't even ask. No matter how many parts I play, my only real audience is my seniors and juniors.

Do you know why Mary Sue is so damn powerful?

The heroine's answer: Because she has connections.

A life caught up in an anti-Mary Sue story.