The first time Lin Yin heard her surname, she nearly broke down. Why?! A life like mine, lived by someone perverted, lecherous, and lacking ambition, is only suited to the kind of manga like Gintama that is perverted and lewd, and where anyone who starts trying hard turns into a wart! When she learned her given name, she flipped the table again. Boys from the branch family are named with the character for "sacrifice," while girls are named Ji, with a suffix added afterward according to birth order. Thank goodness I wasn't number eight, damn it! Her hapless younger male cousin, who ranked right after her, could never figure out why Ji Qi always made such a complicated, twitchy face whenever she saw the characters in his name.
← Look at the picture and guess who the author wants to hook up with...
Finally decided to hook up with Uncle Fourteen!!
↑ Anything this author decides is as reliable as a fart. Take it seriously and you've already lost!
Everyone: Didn't you say you were going to hook up with Uncle Fourteen? How did it turn into this lecherous old man?!
Author (picking their nose): Didn't I tell you? Anything this author decides is as reliable as a fart.
Everyone (swarming to beat them up): You bastard!!!
This story is a little snark, a little parody, a good-for-nothing heroine, nonsense, inexplicable weirdness, and an author who is lecherous.
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Uncle Lan just received his lunch. When I saw this, my brain restarted.
I didn't mean to be a tyrant, I just got kicked out of the mobile phone review~~~ So I came to make up for the points. In fact, it doesn't matter how awesome the male protagonist is. This article is so joyful that it made me feel that other articles in the same article were not happy enough.
It means that JJ is jerking again,,,, you can't see it, damn it! !
Just reading the introduction makes me feel happy
Hey, hey, Uncle Jing Le is doing well
Receive a bento... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I tried my best to show off my abdominal muscles while laughing. . .
Poor thing, I always thought Ukitake was from Nanzhu. . . . . . .
Ah, I'm sorry that I only left a message after it was over. I really like Uncle Chun Shui so much that I am also a first-time uncle (nose picker). Anyway, although it's a little late, I still celebrate the end of Da Da. We will continue to support you! !
Author, you can do it. . . I couldn't bear it when I saw this. . The ultimate killer weapon. . Get a lunch! ! ! ! !
Uncle Lan just received his lunch. When I saw this, my brain restarted.
I didn't mean to be a tyrant, I just got kicked out of the mobile phone review~~~ So I came to make up for the points. In fact, it doesn't matter how awesome the male protagonist is. This article is so joyful that it made me feel that other articles in the same article were not happy enough.
It means that JJ is jerking again,,,, you can't see it, damn it! !
Just reading the introduction makes me feel happy
Hey, hey, Uncle Jing Le is doing well
Receive a bento... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I tried my best to show off my abdominal muscles while laughing. . .
Poor thing, I always thought Ukitake was from Nanzhu. . . . . . .
Ah, I'm sorry that I only left a message after it was over. I really like Uncle Chun Shui so much that I am also a first-time uncle (nose picker). Anyway, although it's a little late, I still celebrate the end of Da Da. We will continue to support you! !
Author, you can do it. . . I couldn't bear it when I saw this. . The ultimate killer weapon. . Get a lunch! ! ! ! !
The world's best first love O(∩_∩)O~