[Reborn!] You Silly Girl

Full title: "You Little... Yeah, We Should Get Divorced After All," also known as "Calling for Divorce at the Center of the World" "You little...! I want a divorce!!!" The current wife of the Tenth Vongola boss roared furiously. "I must've been blind! I must've been blind to think you were such a sweet, good person! I hate scheming people more than anything in the world! Aah, you black fox in a rabbit's skin!!!" The Tenth Vongola boss sat on the sofa, sipping his coffee with refined composure. "Shayo, if we get divorced, you won't be able to buy limited-edition collector's editions of games anymore." The Tenth Boss's wife immediately wilted like an eggplant hit by frost. "...Th-then maybe we shouldn't get divorced after all..." The Tenth Boss smiled, satisfied. "There, that's settled. Come on, Shayo, come sit here." [pats her head] "You little... We really should get divorced after all!!!" [Nothing to do, so I'm taking advantage of a dark 270] [picks nose] [If you're looking forward to it, you've already lost] [I'll abandon this story the moment it stops being fun to write] [Honestly, I only wrote this because I've wanted for years to make a story with 'You Little...' in the title] [Author, where is your bottom line? Just how low can you go?] [No bottom line = 99% pervy + 1% explicit writing] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Collaborative stories: "[Reborn!] CP? Shipping? Oh, That's the Question" and "[Reborn!] Stop Being Such a Dork, Hibari-Kohai" by Yanshu "(Reborn!) The Adorable Uncle Tom, Vol. 48" by Yeda Xingzhizhu, ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ If you're looking forward to it, you've already lost [picks nose]