Lin Qing was the most shameless sound cultivator in the history of the cultivation world, a public enemy whom everyone cursed and wanted to see dead.
None of that is the point.
The point is, she ran away.
She fled back to the 21st century and inherited a bankrupt scenic area, overgrown with weeds and crawling with snakes and rats. She had 15,000 in her bank account and no employees.
Since when could you privately inherit a scenic area?
The good news: She brought back the "Two-Realm Compass," which could randomly summon "acquaintances" from the cultivation world to work for her.
The bad news: They were all her sworn enemies.
The even worse news: None of them wanted to work for her.
The chief senior brother of the Ruthless Dao, a dignified sword cultivator, was pinned to the ground and thoroughly beaten by her. Forced to sign a shady contract offering "600 a month, meals and lodging included," he became the scenic area's star attraction, practicing sword forms to the beat of square-dance music.
The Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, a peerless beauty, would rather die than submit. But she was a hopeless romantic, determined to win Lin Qing over, so she danced at the scenic area to "The Most Dazzling Folk Style."
The grandmaster of alchemy wanted to fight her to the death at first sight. At second sight, he spotted the braised pork. At third sight... "Where do I sign?"
The prodigies she had chased down to kill, the elders she had ambushed and defeated, the Immortal Venerables she had spread rumors about, and the Demon Venerables she had framed all ended up as employees working under her.
With everyone's help, the rundown scenic area gradually grew from a shabby, wild park into an immersive cultivation experience zone!
Later, the scenic area became famous, spiritual qi revival began on Earth, and international competitions sprang up.
What do you mean, you're asking our scenic area's young cultivators, whose lowest level is Golden Core, to compete because you don't want those old Foundation Establishment monsters bullying foreign friends at the Qi Refining stage? Sounds interesting.
The opposing team broke down. "What kind of organization are you people, anyway?!"
Lin Qing: "We're just an ordinary scenic area."
Reader's Guide:
1. A silly, lighthearted comedy, no CP. The heroine is at the ceiling of combat power and a ruthless capitalist who specializes in dealing with anyone who refuses to submit.
2. Everyone eventually comes around. The cultivation world's big shots suffer merciless workplace beatings in the 21st century, all just to earn a meal.
3. Food appears throughout. Best read on a full stomach.
Theme: Everyone can pursue a happy life.
