"Hey! Bai He, starting today, you're on gate duty at the nursing home!"
Bai He, a security guard at the Three Realms' top nursing home, woke up one morning to discover that the most respected old man in the place had bundled up his belongings and escaped over the wall!!!
His immediate superior said, "Heh. You couldn't even keep an eye on an old man. What use are you?"
Bai He was thunderstruck. He packed his things, ready to go home and live off his parents. Just then, his moody superior changed tack. "Fine. Find the old man and I'll let you live."
Bai He breathed a sigh of relief. He really ought to take the civil service exam. Contract work was way too unstable!
And so, the carefree old immortal Bai He set off in search of the oldest man in the Three Realms. But this journey doesn't seem nearly as peaceful as it looks on the surface...
Shameless little demon top (probably) x snarky old immortal bottom (maybe)
Also known as The Old Immortal's Working Diary. Updates whenever inspiration strikes. It'll be finished, really (probably, maybe).
Theme: Eat when it's time to eat, drink when it's time to drink.
