[Lord of the Mysteries] Zhou Mingrui's Mysterious Adventures

My name is Zhou Mingrui, and I have a girlfriend named Li Xia.

She's great in every way. She's beautiful and has a good personality, except she's a bit chuuni, and not just a little.

One moment, she claims to be the Eternal Empress who commands the stars. The next, she says her right hand is sealed with a forbidden power capable of destroying the world, and that it has to be wrapped in bandages just to keep it barely under control.

Whenever I ask her to show me what she can do, she gazes up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, wearing an inscrutable expression.

"You don't understand. The laws of this world suppress ninety-nine percent of my power."

Fine. You're pretty, so whatever you say goes.

Then, recently, I had the worst luck. Even drinking cold water made me choke, so I decided to try a "Luck Enhancement Ritual" I'd picked up from a used-book stall.

And then... I transmigrated.

What's more, I ended up as a Westerner who had hanged himself in his own apartment from the start.

Staring at the unfamiliar face in the mirror and the jumble of memories in my head, I murmured without thinking:

"Li Xia, if only all those chuuni things you made up were real..."

The next second,

the space behind me fell away in shards, like a shattered mirror. Li Xia, her expression as detached as a deity's, stepped out of the void.

She tilted her head and studied me, then asked, a little puzzled:

"Who summons me?"

Me: "???"

Wait, you're actually serious?!

[Reader's note: Some of the serious stuff has been left out to keep things light.]

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