Lin Che transmigrates into the world of cultivation, awakens the Great Dao of Longevity, gains an endless lifespan and invincible strength, and then decides to become a street loafer.
While others cultivate immortality in search of eternal life, he snacks on melon seeds and watches the fun. While others seclude themselves for arduous training, he wanders around with a brick, calling out, "Hold it right there!" before ambushing people. While others refine pills to save lives, he makes nothing but poison pills and still considers himself a master physician. While others craft protective artifacts, every artifact he makes shatters at the slightest touch, delivering one thing above all: "surprise."
His master, Gou Dongxi, is the sect leader of the Gou Immortal Sect, with an utterly bizarre standard for taking in disciples: "I can tell from your bones that you're cut out to be useless." The sect has fewer than ten members, and every one of them is a character: Li Shang of the Li family, who has divorced eight times; Wei Suo, who cultivates the Sunflower Manual and is only an inch or two tall; Abbess Huiji, who specializes in severing people's spiritual roots; Niu Fen, the sect gate smasher, famous for ramming the gates to earn himself a fearsome reputation...
With his brick of morality in hand, Lin Che stands on the moral high ground and points fingers at everyone. "There's nothing one brick can't solve. If there is, use two."
He thinks he's just visiting the cultivation world, until one day, his brick smashes the skull of someone he shouldn't have hit...
"Wait, this isn't how the story's supposed to go!"
But nobody knows...
He can't cultivate any techniques. Pills are useless, secluded training is useless, and besides his brick, he has nothing.
That's because something older than the entire cultivation world lives inside him.
Gou Dongxi says, "I won't live more than a few years." His master's wife ran away eighteen years ago. Outside the door of a room that's never opened, two fragments fit together to form the character "Gou."
The brick trembles in his hand...
Theme: A vessel chosen by fate refuses to live according to the script. With a brick and a sharp tongue, he carves out his own path in the cultivation world.
