⭐️Goofy comedy | Horror movie mash-up | A cure for fussy drama queens and attention seekers | A boon for breast health
This book is also known as A Record of Saving Drama Queens in Horror Movies
(I'm starting a new book. My lovely readers, please add it to your collections and give it a boost~)
Ting Fan swore you really had to check the almanac before going out. At the very least, pick an auspicious day.
It was all because she was a longtime horror movie fan and bought a horror movie ticket on the Ghost Festival. Since nobody else showed up, she had the whole theater to herself.
At first, nothing seemed wrong. But as the movie drew to a close, she noticed that something was off about the corridor outside.
When she stepped out, she found herself in what seemed to be another dimension. It wasn't the theater corridor, and there was no one around.
A cold wind blew, and the sky was dark.
She was sure she had entered a world exactly like the one in the movie she'd just watched.
And the movie was called The Driller Killer.
A save point and a countdown appeared before her.
[Main mission: Protect the fussy heroine]
[P.S. The heroine's affection level is tied to how long you survive.]
[Current heroine affection level: 0]
[Detected your disastrous start. Here's a seven-hour beginner's protection period!]
[Good luck staying alive!]
So... was that movie a tutorial for beginners?!
The System loved eager beavers who jumped to the answer, and its mechanical voice couldn't hide its excitement:
[That's right! The tutorial is over. The real challenge starts now!]
Good news: I transmigrated.
Bad news: It's a horror movie.
Part 1:
The heroine, trembling with fear: "Fan Fan, I think something just went by over there. Let's go check it out..."
Ting Fan: ...
Great!
Part 2:
The heroine: "I'm not going to let this go. Fan Fan, let's see if that rumor is true!"
Ting Fan: ...
Perfect!
Part 3:
The heroine: "Fan Fan! Come out! The landlord only said there were a few murders in this house, not that there are actually ghosts!"
Ting Fan: ...
Unbelievable!
Part 4:
The heroine: "Fan Fan! Someone left a doll at our door! How thoughtful! Though there was a lock on the box. It took me forever to open it!"
Ting Fan: ...
Marvelous!
Ting Fan's forehead throbbed. She'd been holding it in for ages! You stupid System, are you going to play a match-three game sound effect for me next?!
Part 5:
The heroine: "Fan Fan! Let's do something thrilling this time!"
The heroine's idiot friends cheered: "Let's explore an abandoned hospital!"
Damn, that's amazing. 666.
Ting Fan tapped the pairing System.
[System]: I'm so unhappy to be of service to you~ Sweetie~
Ting Fan, stone-faced: "I haven't brushed my teeth. No kisses."
Ting Fan got straight to the point: "Can you send me to a different movie?"
[System]: Sweetie, you haven't paid for VIP, so this feature isn't available to you! By the way, time is precious, and you have to complete your main mission~
Ting Fan: "Do I get a reward for completing it?"
[System]: Sweetie, there are no rewards, but there are penalties~ If you want, I can secretly help you get 999 votes on Pinduoduo!
Ting Fan: ... What good are you? And no kisses!
[System]: All right, sweetie, no kisses, no kisses~
Blurb screenshotted and saved as evidence on 2026.9.29.
Theme: Check the almanac before going out, don't be too curious, and don't go around getting yourself killed
