Being an Immortal Is No Fun

[Purehearted fox spirit bottom × scheming Emperor Lord top]

Gu Sijun had been a dog for years. His methods were ruthless, his skin was thick, and he never forgot a grudge: three great scourges of the Heavenly Court. From the Emperor Lord's statues to the golden beasts on the gate plaques, who hadn't been kicked by him? His colleagues went out of their way to avoid him. It wasn't his magical power they feared, but the daggers hidden behind his smile.

You could say every immortal in the upper realm was furious with him, yet unable to do anything about it.

Because Gu Sijun, the Heavenly Court's most defiant troublemaker, killed himself.

That was his first victory: taking the road others had taken so no one else could follow.

...I've forgotten what came before and after. In any case, Gu Sijun won big!

But he never imagined someone would use a spirit-binding spell and summon the bad fox back.

At last, Heaven has opened its eyes... Wait a minute, is it right that the once mighty founder of the fox spirits has been reborn as a beggar?

For the sake of his magical power and his life, Gu Sijun has no choice but to start working to earn merit. From escorting caravans that can't get out of the mountains to helping a hen that won't lay eggs, even immortals have KPIs. Meet them and live; fail and die. He howls at the sky: Being an immortal is no easy job!

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People say that it's easy to invite a god in and hard to send one away. How did I accidentally invite my ex-boyfriend?

Oh, you mean the beggar fox who was banished to the mortal realm dumped the Emperor Lord?

Emperor Lord: That never happened! I never agreed to break up, so we never broke up. Don't believe rumors or spread them.

Today, it's a gentle Daoist catching a fox. Tomorrow, it's a rich young master giving away his entire fortune for a fox. The day after, it's a wandering swordsman abandoning his sword for a fox. What do you do when your ex-boyfriend loves role-playing? There's really not enough room for so many people here.

Whatever, I'll kiss every fox in sight ^_^

Reading guide:

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads are in love with each other.

2. Set in an imaginary historical world. Please don't scrutinize the details. All customs and immortal lore in the story are made up, so don't take them as fact.

3. The top appears in Chapter 4, and his real name is revealed in Chapter 12.

4. Older top, older top, older top. His youthful appearance early on is a secret identity. The Heavenly Court's strictest daddy becomes softhearted after raising a fox (not really).

Theme: Better to rely on yourself than pray to the gods.