The Perfect Wife, Three Months Pregnant

When Shen Yunzhou was studying at Yunj Ji Academy, a fellow student dragged him to a brothel.

Before he knew it, he had ended up in bed with the Marquis Mu, who was said to be unimaginably rich, generous to a fault, and so extravagantly wealthy that he knew no limits.

Later, Mu Heng got bored. He thought Shen Yunzhou was too obedient, not forward enough, and not daring enough in bed.

“I pay you twice what the top courtesan at the brothel gets.” With those words, he mercilessly kicked Shen Yunzhou out.

Shen Yunzhou had a good cry, took the money, applied himself to his studies, and passed the palace exam as the third-place graduate.

But Mu Heng regretted it.

Later, the ruler of an enemy kingdom took one look at Shen Yunzhou and demanded that he marry into the royal family, or face a declaration of war.

Shen Yunzhou was helpless, distressed, and at a loss.

Before the wedding, Shen Yunzhou and his ex toasted away their grudges. As they kept drinking, they ended up in bed together.

That didn't stop him from marrying, though.

But on the day Shen Yunzhou was to be married to the enemy kingdom's ruler, his stomach suddenly churned.

He immediately sensed something was wrong. Was he pregnant?

When the ruler of the enemy kingdom learned Shen Yunzhou was pregnant, he wasn't angry about being cuckolded. He was only thrilled by the idea of having a married person to love.

Can a male wife have children too? Then maybe I can...

No villains in the whole story! No cannon fodder! The content warnings are all laid out here!

Upcoming story: Master, Don't Come Any Closer (200,000 words drafted; will launch right after this one)

Xie Qiao is pinned to the bed by his master, Pei Jin, while they practice martial arts. His fiance catches them in the act, and Xie Qiao panics like crazy.

Meanwhile, his master, who is also his fiance's best friend, gives up pretending and simply lets things happen.

Under his master's frequent demands, Xie Qiao's body can't take it anymore, and he starts thinking about rebelling against his master. Before he can act on it, Pei Jin dies.

Rumors spread throughout the Heavenly Realm that Xie Qiao killed Pei Jin. After hearing them so often, Xie Qiao even dreams of Pei Jin coming back for revenge.

In the dream, Pei Jin says viciously, “Xie Qiao, just you wait. I'll fucking stab you to death sooner or later.”

Xie Qiao gives his master the finger. “Then fucking come and get me!”

He wakes with a start. It was all a dream. Nothing happened.

Afterward, Xie Qiao descends to the mortal realm to gain experience.

He meets a shamelessly lustful blue fox spirit.

The fox's nine tails coil around him, its eyes full of desire. “Big brother, you smell so good. I want you...”

The second time,

he meets a cold, obsessive black snake in the mountains.

That night, the black snake slips into the softest place and whispers seductively, “Our snake clan is naturally gifted in that department. Big brother, want to try?”

The third time,

he encounters a strange creature in the deep sea.

The creature uses its long tentacles to forcibly abduct him to the ocean floor, its possessiveness plain to see. “Be a good boy and cooperate. Otherwise, I'll keep you imprisoned at the bottom of the sea, chained up and tormenting you day after day.”

Later, Xie Qiao discovers that the “little animals” showing up around him are all incarnations of his master, Pei Jin.

And “stab you to death” doesn't mean what he thought it did. The two words should be read separately.

“Stab.”

“Death.”

Xie Qiao can understand why Pei Jin faked his death and kept his identity secret. But he still has one last question.

“Master, why do you call me big brother every time?”

“It's a kink. Get it?”

P.S.:

1. The author advocates one-on-one relationships. Mu Heng and Zhao Yunjing won't have overlapping romantic storylines.

2. The author's writing is very tame, so pregnancy is only mentioned in passing and won't be described in detail.

3. I'm open to writing advice, but I can only make changes that are within my abilities.

4. If you want to curse at the author, go ahead. If you want to hit the author, the author will let you.

5. The writing has both angst and sweetness. The author is busy in real life, so the romance can't be too emotionally intense. Sorry, but I'm not able to write tragic romance.

Theme: Some people are your whole world, while you're nothing but a pastime to them.