Who Among Us Is Chasing Whom?

I was admitted to the same university as my crush, and I saw that my boyfriend was about to change from a high school idol to a college idol... The university has no dean to catch premature love, and it is only a matter of time for the male god to fall in love, so Tong Mousi decided to give it a try. Rather than letting others take down the male idol, it's better to do it yourself! It would definitely not work to ask her to confess directly, so she decided to use tricks to conquer the male god. - Tong Mousi posted this in a circle of friends: [Does anyone want to pretend to be a big fan at the beginning of school? [Business 1: I will deliver milk tea/drinks to you during class. The drinks are at your own expense, and the errand fee is 9.9 Yuan per time. [Business 2: I approached you on the road and asked for your contact information, but you rejected me ruthlessly: 29.9 Yuan per time. [Business 3: Submit a short 800-word essay to the confession wall. Photos and videos 100% restore the candid perspective of a crazy person (equipment is Apple 16 promax/Canon ccd/DJI pro). Photos can be uploaded (with annual fee membership of wake-up photos/meituxiuxiu/cutting) or they can be provided by the owner himself (will say he got it from someone else), 29.9 Yuan a piece. … [For more business, single-owner babies are welcome to consult, and there are discounts for long-term cooperation. With everything ready, Tong Musi mustered up the courage to find the male idol and introduce herself: "Classmate Zhou, do you need me?" The male god looked at her without speaking for a long time. Tong Mousi thought to herself, as expected, this trick is useless. How could the male god be the kind of person who likes to pretend to be sexy? Unexpectedly, the next second, the male god agreed with a smile. "Okay, give me a set for all business. Please make sure I start school and put on a big set." … Later, there were rumors in Yanda that Zhou Jinghan, a professor in the Department of Mathematics, chased people through 360 degrees and used various scheming tricks to finally get his girlfriend. Hearing the rumors, Tong Mousi asked the male idol blankly: "Baby, I obviously chased you with all my tricks, why do they all say it was you who chased me? Who among us is chasing whom?" The male god smiled brightly: "Baby, with those old-fashioned routines you copied from the Internet, if I hadn't taken the bait, do you really think you could catch me?" Very timid but fighting for love! · Thick-skinned yet thin · A master of back-talk · I really want to confess but don't dare to confess · Sweet girl ·Is she a Ninja Turtle? ·Fishing type big tail wolf *The male and female protagonists will call each other "baby", a very naughty little couple *Fast food literature, pure sweet short stories, do not delve into the connotation, and it is not the connotation required to write a masterpiece *Every time I say I want to write a short story to adjust it, it gets longer as I write. This one has over 200,000 words, so I'm going to chop it off. Purpose: Doing business based on integrity