Have I Provoked the Alliance's Number One Today?

★ Updated daily until completion. Enjoy reading! Original title: "Lie Back, I'll Carry"

[Esports | Reunited After Years Apart | Bickering Couple | Healing]

[A sharp-tongued, straightforward cutie who looks down equally on everyone who picks a fight with her x A B-king who loves watching the world burn and wants nothing more than chaos]

The first thing Xu Zhichao did after returning to the top was make a scene three times.

The first was for her teammates.

She typed "Lie back, I'll carry" in all-chat, then caught the other team off guard and wiped them out before her teammates could react. The chat filled with a chorus of "Whoa!"

The second and third were for the former number one.

She not only called him a try-hard to his face, but publicly asked if he was really all that, saying she had no idea who he was.

To her surprise, this number two was none other than Wen Guanyang, the professional player widely recognized as number one, and her sworn rival and kindred spirit from three years ago, with whom she had gotten along like oil and water.

Xu Zhichao: ?

Drop to her knees and apologize, no way (×)

Keep provoking him, let's go (✓)

To outrank Wen Guanyang, Xu Zhichao wracked her brains every day to come up with ways to provoke him.

Wen Guanyang: A fanboy has arrived.

Xu Zhichao: I'll steal your corner.

Wen Guanyang: I'm just breathing.

Xu Zhichao: I'll plug your nose.

It wasn't until later that Wen Guanyang began to realize something was off.

Why did the person targeting him by any means necessary look so much like someone from his past?

After discovering a clue, he grabbed the half-dead person and pinned them against a rock. "Who are you, really?"

Xu Zhichao said nothing, only raised her middle finger, still provoking him.

"If you've got what it takes, kill me. If you don't, just wait until I kill you."

Unexpectedly, Wen Guanyang let go and smiled. He had thought of an even more infuriating way to get under Xu Zhichao's skin.

"What can I do? I can't bring myself to kill you anymore. Can I pursue you?"

"You should just kill me."

But later, false pretenses gave way to genuine feelings, and the sworn rivals fell in love.

Wen Guanyang pinned Xu Zhichao against the wall. "Xiao Zhi, please love me."

Xu Zhichao held a grudge.

She raised her hand and slapped him.

Wen Guanyang only got more excited. He rubbed his cheek against her palm. "A slap means affection, a scolding means love. Admit it, you've fallen for me too."

Xu Zhichao: ? What the heck? Stop licking me.

*

A friend asked Xu Zhichao, "Did you provoke the league's number one today?"

Xu Zhichao shook her head, leaned over to kiss Wen Guanyang, then kicked away Wen Guanyang when he tried to come over for another kiss. "I just did. Thanks for the reminder."

Friend: ??? What the heck, did I just see a ghost?

Ingredients:

1. One-on-one, both leads are each other's first and only.

2. A couple who clash head-on. They won't go easy on each other at first.

3. The heroine is the strongest, from beginning to end. No question about it. There are no scenes where she is made stupid or weakened just to make the hero look good.

4. The author considers themself extremely good at banter. Nobody's perfect, so don't scold me, I'm sensitive.

Theme: Even an ant can lead an era.