Naruto: Xiao Ran's Uzumaki Home

Synopsis:

Orochimaru? Get lost!

The Elders? Trash!

The Akatsuki? What even is that? Just a factory for clowns!

The Nine Tailed Beasts? Line up! This young lady is picking out a pet!

Thinking of resisting? Go ahead and try!

If I don't make you walk into walls and run into disaster every time you leave the house, then my name isn't An Mao Ran!

Watch me defy fate and have fun in the world of Naruto!

Heh... Now that's what I call exciting!

(Note: Insulting people is one of my signature skills. Oh ho ho ho ho.)