[Harry Potter] Soul of Silver [Part One]

Sakata Gintoki, the silver-haired, naturally curly-haired, dead-fish-eyed manga protagonist who never misses a chance to crack wise. He somehow kicked the bucket during a job, and he even transmigrated in his own body, damn it! How could that happen?! (Sure, sure. Repeat after Gin: In Gintama, anything is possible.) So he transmigrated. Big deal. Then that lousy author dumped him in the world of HP. (By the way, what exactly is HP? Gin has no idea!) Can Gintoki use magic? You think being the protagonist makes him so special?! Is magic something you can just learn whenever you feel like it? Ahem. The answer is: of course he can't, and he never will. A kid picked up by Dumbledore. He finally gets away from two brats, only to have another heavyweight old man show up. Are they trying to kill him? Gin: I get it now. You just won't let me have an easy life! Fox: Yep, you got it. Congratulations, you've figured it out. P.S. This is a crackfic, a wisecracking fic! (I mean it.) This is the product of Fox teetering on the edge of a nervous breakdown, an obsession that suddenly took hold after rewatching Gintama, a whole bundle of dark obsessions and resentment! (Says this in all seriousness.) The purpose of this story is to make you smile if you also love Gintama and HP, and brighten your day. If you can't handle that, please read at your own risk!!! In short, whatever you do, don't take this seriously! If you do, you've already lost! Damn it! (Girls, stop putting the word