① Cuddles for the Sweetheart Amid Catastrophe
The television was searching for descendants of the Four Serpent Tribe, marked by a special totem.
Yu An'an looked at the feng shui formation totem on her navel, gathered her courage, and turned herself in.
It turned out the Four Serpent Tribe could command wind and water. After the tribe was slaughtered, their resentment accumulated for ten thousand years. When they awoke, they became natural disasters.
She was the last descendant of the Four Serpent Tribe, and her only job was to soothe her ancestors.
Lots of people gave her crash courses: How to Read Emotions from Tone of Voice: A Beginner's Guide, Sweet Talk as a Bridge to Communication, Lowering Your Stance Doesn't Mean Being a Doormat, and so on.
But none of it helped. The moment she arrived at a high-risk disaster zone, where sand and stones whipped through the air beneath dark clouds, the sky cleared.
#YouCan'tHelpButLoveYourOwnKid#
#TheFourSerpentTribeAreUprightAndOpen,TheyNeverHideTheirFavoritism#
#GlobalDisasterReliefNO,GlobalFamilyVisitsYES#
#AncestorWithKindIntentions:TakeGoodCareOfMyKid#
② Cuddles from an Alien Dad for His Sweetheart
Qiao Feifei has a beautiful father who comes and goes like a ghost.
From childhood on, she kept coming up with explanations for him. In kindergarten, she quietly told her adorable childhood sweetheart that her dad was a dark-night god who fought monsters! In middle school, she proudly declared to her handsome childhood sweetheart that her dad was an undercover cop whose identity couldn't be revealed! In college, she firmly informed her long-distance childhood sweetheart that her dad was a renowned scientist under special protection!
It wasn't until her childhood sweetheart in military uniform, who worked for the Special Affairs Office, came looking for her that she learned her dad wasn't even human. He was an ET who'd come to Earth to immerse himself in playing house and raising a kid, like a variety show about rural life.
Her military-uniformed childhood sweetheart also told her that she was her dad's precious little darling, and the love she gave him had made him shed his skin like a snake. His spirit form grew stronger every year, until he was elected leader of the ETs. Her dad wanted to come clean, but he was nervous and afraid she'd get mad, so he asked the Special Affairs Office to mediate. Now he was standing outside, too scared to come in.
Reasonable Qiao Feifei: Why would I be mad? I'm not mad.
Qiao Feifei ten seconds later: The more I think about it, the angrier I get! Give back the big white rabbit candy from when I was five! The watermelon bubble gum from when I was seven! The giant dinosaur cake from when I was nine! And yesterday's candied hawthorn!
#TheLord'sUnderhandedCampaignSlogan:VoteForMe,VoteForMyKid#
#AliensAreAlwaysWatchingTheLatestEarthParentingShows#
#OrdinaryEarthlingQiaoFeifeiIsAMassiveStarAmongTheAliens#
#EverydayKid-Wrangling#
③ A Ghostly Ancestor Spoils His All-Purpose Granddaughter
During graduation season, Yao Zhenzhen watched enviously as her best friends inherited seven-figure start-up funds, while she inherited a graveyard.
Fortunately, she'd known since childhood that her family had guarded graves for generations, so she was prepared. She quietly taught herself all kinds of tomb-dwelling hobbies, like painting an ancient mythical beast in oils every month, embroidering a traditional red wedding dress every year, taking three years to polish a ghost story into a book, and growing a sea of chrysanthemums over ten years.
She also wiped the blank gravestone every day, chatted to it as if talking to herself, set up a huge screen to show movies, and checked her mental state once more before bed.
On the night of the Ghost Festival, she was sound asleep when a scream woke her. She stepped outside and looked at the eerie Yao family army on her left, then at the blood-soaked serial killer on the ground. Her heart pounded.
At last, she understood what the government's monthly stipend was for.
#They'reOurOwnGhosts,There'sNothingToFear,OnlySecurity#
#TheAncestorBoasts:MyLittleGranddaughterIsSoHandy!#
#EveryDaySheWakesUpWithAnAntiqueWorthTenYearsOfHerPillow#
#Seven-FigureBountySuspectCaughtAgain#
④ The Dragon Cub Spoils His Pretty Little Sister
⑤ Serving the Little Master in the Haunted Domain
⑥ A Blood Gu Sucks on the Sweet Baby
⑦ The Little Monster Does What Big Sister Says
⑧ The Big Bad Villain Can't Help Smiling When He Sees the Little Witch
⑨ Reincarnated as a Heavenly Treasure, She Finds a Good Person to Protect Her
The Chef's Pre-Meal Rambling:
1. No prewritten chapters. I write and post as I go.
2. The heroine is a bit of a lightweight. Sweet, gentle fare that's easy on the stomach. Don't overthink it.
3. Every volume has its own flavor, with one little sweet treat per volume.
Theme: Once you have someone to care about, you don't dare do bad things.
Why is this child so stupid? [Laughing and crying] I thought he was only 5/6 years old and he was still in his sophomore year of college? How did she pass the exam?
Come on, come on, keep fooling around
Hahahaha, does the little baby show off his butt like that?
An An is a good child who is truly loved
"He said, those who learn this skill..." This is a big bug for the author~
her
"He said, the best communication is with the elders..." This is a big bug for the author~
her
"He said, kowtow to the elders and give..." This is a big bug for the author~
her
Press the claw to punch in and clock out
Work hard at coding! Come on! [Spread flowers]
I like it, but is every chapter of this book like this? It doesn't feel like there's much meat. It's a bit thin.
Why is this child so stupid? [Laughing and crying] I thought he was only 5/6 years old and he was still in his sophomore year of college? How did she pass the exam?
Come on, come on, keep fooling around
Hahahaha, does the little baby show off his butt like that?
An An is a good child who is truly loved
"He said, those who learn this skill..." This is a big bug for the author~ her
"He said, the best communication is with the elders..." This is a big bug for the author~ her
"He said, kowtow to the elders and give..." This is a big bug for the author~ her
Press the claw to punch in and clock out
Work hard at coding! Come on! [Spread flowers]
I like it, but is every chapter of this book like this? It doesn't feel like there's much meat. It's a bit thin.