Lin Wei works himself to death from overtime and transmigrates into the body of a low-ranking ninth-grade patrol officer. He also picks up a [Heavenly Fate Choice Blind-Box System].
At every crucial decision, it gives him two random options. The consequences are revealed only after he chooses. Either A or B will get the main job done; the only difference is whether he'll publicly humiliate himself in the process.
Unfortunately, he has the misfortune-blessed constitution of one caught in a clash of timelines. Nine times out of ten, his blind choices land him on the unlucky branch.
He falls into a puddle on his first day, does the splits in public while patrolling the streets, and rolls through a muddy field in the countryside... One humiliating spectacle after another spreads across the city.
The System tells him that he can exchange Misfortune Points for items. As he wishes he could bury himself on the spot, he grits his teeth and earns points by shamelessly playing up his embarrassing image.
Worse still, at every major public humiliation, he somehow runs into Xiao Yanci, the regent who watches the court with a cold eye.
Theme: When God closes one door, perhaps he opens a whole house full of windows.
