
Even a Couch Potato Can't Lie Flat
咸鱼总是躺不平
by Evening Haze at Dusk (暮色晚烟)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 52k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
When Ling Yueyun first arrived in Lingquan Village, he thought he'd transmigrated into a farming story. He had no golden finger, but he had never wanted much out of life. If he could simply work hard and farm with his feet on the ground, he figured his transmigration had gone pretty well.
Until midnight a month later, when he suddenly heard a chaotic commotion outside his courtyard. Thinking something had happened to one of the villagers, he watched as the village chief flung open his gate. "Run! Those monsters are back!"
"W-What? Monsters?" Ling Yueyun jumped in fright, rushed inside to grab a large bundle, slung it over his back, and followed the villagers as they thundered away.
As they ran, the villagers explained that in recent years, for some unknown reason, wolves with humanlike bodies had occasionally been spotted in the mountains near the village. They walked upright and usually lived and worked deep in the mountains. But every full moon, they went mad, came down the mountain to wreck the village, and even bit people.
"If one of them bites you, there's basically no hope of saving you." The villagers were still shaken, but their feet moved fast.
"Werewolves? Does that even make sense? What kind of world have I landed in? Is this even still my home world?"
Though Ling Yueyun was young and vigorous, he couldn't keep up with villagers used to hard physical labor. Gradually, he fell to the back of the group. For a split second, all he heard was the wind rushing past his ears. Then a chill pierced him through, and he slowly fell to the ground, unable to feel a thing.
Damn, so this time he'd only transmigrated here as a tourist. He'd died again in the blink of an eye.
[Host's vital signs have ceased. System binding initiated automatically. Welcome to the Otherworld Survival World. This is not an ordinary world. Please remember that. The Host currently has no special skills, but can choose between three different alternate worlds. Would you like to choose now?]
[What the hell? I'm already dead, so what am I supposed to choose? Send me back to my original world.]
[The Host has no vital signs in the original world either. Are you sure you want to go back and accept death, instead of giving yourself another chance?]
[An Otherworld Survival World? As the name suggests, this isn't a world for normal people. How many more chapters do you think I can survive if I go through this a few more times?]
[Practice makes perfect. Or you could choose to return to this little village. Since you're already familiar with the story, just avoid the Others when they appear.]
Ling Yueyun was at a complete loss, but in the end, he made his choice. If he was going to lie flat anyway, why not try lying flat a few more times?
Two worlds later, Ling Yueyun felt sorry for his naive past self. [System, forget it. I'm just a useless couch potato who can't do anything. Making me do missions is a waste of time, and don't you think I'm dying fast enough already?]
[But, Host, you were the one who chose to bind with the System. Your will to survive tells the System that deep down, you want to live.]
(Outline generated on 2026.09.12)
Theme: Even a couch potato has to try to live
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVMale Lead
- Age18+
- AccessFree
- High Concept
- Infinite Flow
- Rule-Based Horror
- Slacker
- Summoner
- System