[Women's fiction + Naruto otome + light Sentinel/Guide elements + a big-dog-energy, unhinged heroine]
You are an utterly ordinary Ten-Tails Jinchuriki.
No one in the Shinobi World can beat you. Your best friend is the Hokage's aide, and your dream is to marry Lady Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, though you're both women and she keeps turning down your confessions.
Your life is so perfect that it's almost boring. You can only find a little fun in saving money. The villagers watch you throw your weight around and act wild every day, but for fear of your power, they can only seethe in silence.
Then one day, for no apparent reason, you differentiate into a Guide and get three Uchiha Sentinels thrust upon you. Konoha's nightmare has finally begun.
---Content Warnings and Reading Guide---
You don't need to know anything about the Sentinel/Guide setting to enjoy this, since it plays a very small role. The main story's romance is a balancing-act, keeping multiple love interests on the hook. Explicit romantic routes will be written as if timelines. This means the main story may include plenty of scenes that seem like digressions, but actually serve an important purpose in certain male leads' if routes or are written as foreshadowing. This is just my personal opinion, but you may enjoy it more if you read in order.
The main male leads who suffer include three Uchiha and your best friend, who starts with max affection. Guess for yourselves who they are.
My writing is limited, and my taste is vulgar. I write purely for love of it. I won't sign a contract or make money from it. I only write fan works to share the fun with like-minded readers. This isn't an edgy misery fest, so please don't label it as one. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please leave, but I earnestly ask that, since I'm writing for free, you be kind and refrain from leaving judgmental or mocking comments. I mean, you can see what I'm like, right...
Theme: Become the master of time
This one is the tenderest, so I'll take this one. [Noob emoji]
There's an unusually subtle, almost imperceptible ambiguity here, a secret unknown to others. It's absolutely delicious! [Orange Candy]
This... This... Isn't this Yorozuya boss version of Gintoki?!?!
Protecting him in front of him? That's unexpected!
Why hasn't the teacher updated? Please update soon! Looking forward to it! [Congratulations]
They might even steal his original flavor while they're at it [laughing and crying emoji]
Kakashi: Why is mine gone too? [Loading]
What is this? (Sound)
When will you stop laughing when you see the Thousand Years of Death?
It really is "admiration"!