Nothing on the Agenda Today, Let's Draw Two

Jiang Hu is a con artist who makes his living through scams and swindles. His first specialty is deceiving people; his second is cheating them out of their money. One day, he transmigrates to a world of cultivation, penniless and destitute, with only a filthy beggar child staring blankly at him. Jiang Hu clicks his tongue and turns the child this way and that. Not a single coin. A little pauper. The child cowers in a corner, trembling, his dark eyes full of unease. Jiang Hu turns to leave. After walking a long way, he thinks it over, turns around, and picks up the child. "Come on. I'll look after you from now on." * Jiang Hu returns to his old ways, posing as an enlightened master and charging people at the foot of an immortal mountain. "Nothing going on today. I'll do two sessions." "No money involved. Just a beating." The cultivation world scoffs at him. They've seen plenty of con artists like this. Until Jiang Hu walks alone into a forbidden zone no one dares enter and grabs a troublesome ghost cultivator with a cheerful smile. "You'll be the first one I beat." Everyone: "..." Wait, you're actually going to beat him? He turns to the stunned crowd and smiles. "Ten thousand spirit stones per beating. Fixed price, no haggling." In a corner no one can see, Jiang Hu rolls his wrist and gives the child a smug smile. "How was that? I did a pretty good job acting, didn't I?" * Jiang Hu is a liar. Xie Wensheng has always known. In his previous life, he died at Jiang Hu's hands, deceived by his endless lies, cunning ways, and greed for money. In this new life, he wants Jiang Hu dead. 26.9.10 Theme: Always strive to improve